SNL Transcripts: Sarah Michelle Gellar: 10/12/02: Swiffer Sleepers


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 28: Episode 2

02b: Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill

Swiffer Sleepers

Mommy…..Amy Poehler

[ young kids are jumping on the sofa, Mommy watching them rom the kitchen counter in background ]

Mommy: Kids, time to put on your jammies.

Little Girl: [ looks up ] What?

Mommy: I mean.. [ takes package out of grocery bag ] ..your Swiffer Sleepers!

Kids: Yay!!

Announcer: Who says sweeping floors can’t be fun?

Mommy: [ opens dustcloth package, which takes the shape of pajamas ] Are you guys ready?

Kids: [ jumping up and down in an excited hyper manner ] Yea-ea-ea-ea!!!

[ show kids being pushed about the floor on the ends of dust sticks ]

“A jumping and a sliding
On the floor you’re riding
Here comes Swiffer Sleepers!”

[ footage of kids crawling across the wood floor collecting dust particles ]

Announcer: Swiffer Sleepers, the crawl-around, roll-around, dust picker-upper.

Mommy: [ looking up at the ceiling as she sweeps ] Emily?

[ show Little Girl on end of dust stick being used to clean the ceiling ]

Little Girl: Yay!!

“A moppin’ and a wheezin’
A cleanin’ and a sneezin’
Here comes Swiffer Sleepers!”

[ kids roll across the floor, collecting mroe dust particles ]

Announcer: This is your ticket to slide!

[ Mommy picks a dust particle out of Little Girl’s hair, as Little Boy laughs ]

Announcer: Swiffer Sleepers, makes cleaning floors a family affair.

Jingle: Here comes Swiffer Sleepers!”

Female Announcer: Not recommended for children with allergies.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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