Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 28: Episode 3
02c: Sen. John McCain / The White Stripes
My Big Thick Novel
…..Sen. John McCain
Jack Handy V/O:
Chapter 619
“I was faced with a choice: if I didn’t eat, I would offend my cannibal hosts; but if I ate, and, later on, Gary asked me how his foot tasted, I might have to lie and say it was great, even if it wasn’t.”
