SNL Transcripts: Eric McCormack: 11/02/02: Verizon


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 28: Episode 4

02d: Eric McCormack / Jay-Z


Andy Talarico…..Chris Kattan
Ellen Frankel…..Rachel Dratch

Voiceover: How big a hypocrite is Andy Talarico? According to the Asbury Park Press, Mr. Talarico has run a campaign based almost exclusively on asking people to call Ellen Frankel. But, now, when voters try to call him, they’re told his number’s not in service.

Operator Recording: ..The number you have reached is no longer in service..

Voiceover: That’s right – all phones at Talarico Campaign Headquarters have been disconnected.

Operator Recording: ..No further information is available at this time..

Voiceover: Fact: Andy Talarico’s home phone number is 201-555-0199. Call Andy Talarico at home. Tell him that disconnecting his phones is unfair to Ellen Frankel, and a dirty way to win an election.

Andy Talarico. Wrong for seniors. Wrong to disconnect his phones.

[ SUPER: “Paid for by Verizon” ]

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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