SNL Transcripts: Eric McCormack: 11/02/02: Verizon


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 28: Episode 4

02d: Eric McCormack / Jay-Z


Andy Talarico…..Chris Kattan
Ellen Frankel…..Rachel Dratch

Voiceover: How big a hypocrite is Andy Talarico? According to the Asbury Park Press, Mr. Talarico has run a campaign based almost exclusively on asking people to call Ellen Frankel. But, now, when voters try to call him, they’re told his number’s not in service.

Operator Recording: ..The number you have reached is no longer in service..

Voiceover: That’s right – all phones at Talarico Campaign Headquarters have been disconnected.

Operator Recording: ..No further information is available at this time..

Voiceover: Fact: Andy Talarico’s home phone number is 201-555-0199. Call Andy Talarico at home. Tell him that disconnecting his phones is unfair to Ellen Frankel, and a dirty way to win an election.

Andy Talarico. Wrong for seniors. Wrong to disconnect his phones.

[ SUPER: “Paid for by Verizon” ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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