Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 28: Episode 6
My Big Thick Novel
…..Brittany Murphy
Jack Handy V/O:
Chapter 589
“Hold on to my hand,” I yelled.
“I can’t,” said Lucinda. “I’m slipping.”
“Hold on!” I screamed. But it was too late. She let go and fell, landing hard on her buttocks. And that was the last time we ever went square dancing.
