SNL Transcripts: Al Gore: 12/14/02


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December 14th, 2002

Al Gore

Phish

Tipper Gore

Martin Sheen

Allison Janney

John Spencer

Richard Schiff

Bradley Whitford

Al Franken

  • Making Out Backstage

    Lorne Michaels and cast can’t break up the Gores while locked in a kiss.

  • Al Gore’s Monologue

    Gore reflects upon picking out his 2000 running-mate “Bachelor”-style.

  • Hardball

    Trent Lott (Gore) makes further racist statements.

    Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Al Sharpton.

  • Fiesta Politica

    As a guest, Gore gets little chance to discuss the environment.

    Recurring Characters: Rebecca.

  • The West Wing

    During studio tour, Gore can’t be torn from Oval Office set.

  • Jarret’s Room

    Professor (Gore) cautions the dangers of slacking off like Goby (Horatio Sanz).

    Recurring Characters: Jarret, Goby, D.J. Jonathan Feinstein.

  • Phish performs “46 Days”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Hookers Coast Guard Carrie (Amy Poehler) & Vidalis (Maya Rudolph) discuss the trade.

  • Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley

    Stuart (Al Franken) helps denial-ridden Gore open up about election loss.

    Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.

  • Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

    Accountant (Gore) relieved to see wasteful Wonka (Jeff Richard) give up business.

  • TV Funhouse

    Charlie Brown gang use awesome hand-waving powers to improve life around them.

  • Phish Jones performs “Chalkdust Torture”

  • Last Call

    Drunk couple (Tracy Morgan, Maya Rudolph) make their drink request in song.

  • Seasons Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

    Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan perform ditty as toys.

  • Goodnights

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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