Making Out Backstage

02h: Al Gore / Phish

Making Out Backstage

…..Al Gore
…..Lorne Michaels
…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Tipper Gore
…..Chris Kattan
…..Maya Rudolph
…..Tracy morgan

Al Gore: Lorne, have you seen Tipper?

Lorne Michaels: She just went to see.. if your guests got in okay.

Al Gore: That was more than ten minutes ago!

Lorne Michaels: It was five.

Al Gore: You don’t understand, Lorne – this isa the longest we’ve been apart!

Lorne Michaels: [ surprised ] Really?

Al Gore: And I don’t think I can do this show without her!

Lorne Michaels: Honestly.. I think it’s going to be fine.

[ Jimmy Fallon enters hallway ]

Jimmy Fallon: Hey, guys.

Al Gore: Jimmy, Jimmy! Have you seen my wife?

Jimmy Fallon: Uh, yeah.. I just passed her in the hallway.

Al Gore: Oh! Is she heading this way!

Jimmy Fallon: Maybe.. I don’t know..

Al Gore: [ flustered ] You don’t know??!! Look! You don’t understand! My wife is missing!

Jimmy Fallon: Here she is.

[ Tipper enters hallway ]

Tipper Gore: Hi. I got them in.

Al Gore: [ excited ] Tipper! [ rushes in and wraps Tipper in an extreme kiss ]

Jimmy Fallon: Look at that. Isn’t that nice?

Lorne Michaels: [ thinking ] It is.

Jimmy Fallon: They must really love each other. [ struggling to fill the awkward silence ] You don’t see many married couples this affectionate.

Lorne Michaels: No.. no, you don’t.

Jimmy Fallon: I think it’s nice.

[ they watch as Al and Tipper never come up for air ]

Jimmy Fallon: So, you going anywhere for the holiday?

Lorne Michaels: Um.. we’ll be in the city for Christmas, then out to the country. How about you?

Jimmy Fallon: I’m gonna go down to L.A. to take a meeting on a sitcom I’m doing next Fall.

Lorne Michaels: [ surprised ] You’re not coming back to the show?

Jimmy Fallon: Uh.. no.

Lorne Michaels: Really?

[ Chris Kattan and Maya Rudolph enter the hall, looking upon Al and Tipper ]

Chris Kattan: Ohh.. that is really sweet, isn’t it?

Lorne Michaels: Yeah.

Jimmy Fallon: I-I-I was thinking.. maybe we should try to get them to stop.

Lorne Michaels: I’m sure they’re just about finished.

[ Al and Tipper still don’t come up for air ]

Jimmy Fallon: I think we should try to get them to stop!

Lorne Michaels: [ nudging Al ] Al? Al? The thing is.. the show is about to start, so you might think about, maybe, wrapping it up..

Maya Rudolph: Hey, Lorne, is she alright?

Lorne Michaels: What do you mean?

Maya Rudolph: I mean, look at her – I don’t think she can breathe.

[ Tipper’s arms begin to flail in distress ]

Lorne Michaels: Al! You’ve got to stop. We’re worried about Tipper. Honestly. [ to Jimmy ] Jimmy, get Tracy. [ Jimmy runs down the hall ] We think you may be suffocating her, Al..

[ Maya grabs Tipper’s arm and feels for a pulse ]

Maya Rudolph: Hurry!! We’re losing her!!

Lorne Michaels: Al? Please, I’m begging you..

[ Tracy Morgan saunters into the hallway ]

Lorne Michaels: Tracy, have you got your tazer?

Tracy Morgan: Yep! Right here! [ pulls tazer out of jacket ] You giving me authoritization?

Lorne Michaels: [ confidently ] I am.

Tracy Morgan: Okay. Move back. Stand back. [ everyone moves aside ] Mr. Gore, sir! Let her go!

Lorne Michaels: Do it.

[ Tracy zaps Al Gore with the tazer ] [ Al springs loose from Tipper, in a daze, then, realizing he’s not locked to her lips, returns to the exact same position as before ]

Tracy Morgan: Damn! Mother-!

[ Tracy zaps Al gain ]

Al Gore: Whe-whe-where am I..?

Lorne Michaels: Al, you’ve been hit by a tazer. You’ll be alright in a minute. Tipper, are you alright? Can you speak?

Tipper Gore: “Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!

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