Seasons Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”


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Seasons Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”

…..Horatio Sanz
…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan

[ open on Horatio Sanz dressed as a Teddy Bear, Jimmy Fallon dressed as Harry Potter, Chris Kattan dressed as a Soldier, and Tracy Morgan dressed as Elmo. They break into their traditional Christmas tune. ]

Horatio Sanz: One…

[ Jimmy turns on keyboard ]

Horatio Sanz: One…

Jimmy Fallon: Two…

Horatio Sanz: One-

Jimmy Fallon: Two-

Horatio Sanz: Three-

Jimmy Fallon: Four!

[ they start playing ]

Horatio Sanz: “I don’t care what your momma says
Christmas time is nee-ear!
I don’t care what your mama says-“

Horatio & Jimmy: “Christmastime will soon be he-ere!”

Horatio Sanz: “All I know is that Santa Claus
don’t care about breaking no flying laws.
Santa’s bringing goodies to the boys and girls
in every nook and cranny in this crazy-ass world!”

Horatio & Jimmy: “I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!”

Horatio Sanz: “I don’t care about anything else.
Christmastime is nea-ar.”

I don’t care what anyone says
Christmas is full of chee-eer.

I don’t care about the five o’clock news
I don’t care if our lights blow out a fuse!”

Horatio & Jimmy: “I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
In the good ol’ U.S. of A.
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!”

[ they stop playing, and bow to the audience ]

SNL Transcripts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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