Seasons Greetings From “Saturday Night Live”
…..Horatio Sanz
…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan
[ open on Horatio Sanz dressed as a Teddy Bear, Jimmy Fallon dressed as Harry Potter, Chris Kattan dressed as a Soldier, and Tracy Morgan dressed as Elmo. They break into their traditional Christmas tune. ]
Horatio Sanz: One…
[ Jimmy turns on keyboard ]
Horatio Sanz: One…
Jimmy Fallon: Two…
Horatio Sanz: One-
Jimmy Fallon: Two-
Horatio Sanz: Three-
Jimmy Fallon: Four!
[ they start playing ]
Horatio Sanz: “I don’t care what your momma says
Christmas time is nee-ear!
I don’t care what your mama says-“
Horatio & Jimmy: “Christmastime will soon be he-ere!”
Horatio Sanz: “All I know is that Santa Claus
don’t care about breaking no flying laws.
Santa’s bringing goodies to the boys and girls
in every nook and cranny in this crazy-ass world!”
Horatio & Jimmy: “I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!”
Horatio Sanz: “I don’t care about anything else.
Christmastime is nea-ar.”
I don’t care what anyone says
Christmas is full of chee-eer.
I don’t care about the five o’clock news
I don’t care if our lights blow out a fuse!”
Horatio & Jimmy: “I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
In the good ol’ U.S. of A.
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!
I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!”
[ they stop playing, and bow to the audience ]
