02i: Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne
[ open on image of backside shot of Joe riding on a horse ] [ SUPER: “Meet Joe” ]
Announcer: This ordinary Joe just inherited a fortune.[ dissolve to extravagent mansion, visual of women walking out of the mansion ] [ SUPER: “20 Women” ]
Announcer: And these are the twenty women who are vying for his heart.[ dissolve to one of the women, who wears a cowboy hat ]
Woman: He’s a hottie![ dissolve to Joe slow dancing with that woman ]
Announcer: And this is the secret you’ll know from the very beginning:[ SUPER: “Joe is stone-cold gay” ]
Announcer: Joe.. is stone-cold gay![ dissolve to close-up of Joe ]
Joe: Y’all look fierce in those gowns!
Announcer: “Joe Hetero”. Coming soon on FOX.