Joe Not-A-Rapist


02i: Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne

Joe Not-A-Rapist

Joe…..Chris Parnell
Woman…..Maya Rudolph
Second Woman…..Amy Poehler

[ open on image of backside shot of Joe riding on a horse ] [ SUPER: “Meet Joe” ]

Announcer: Meet Joe. He’s a construction worker from New Jersey, who makes $19,000 a year. He’s young, handsome, and not a convicted rapist. At least, that’s what these ladies think. [ Joe turns around and winks at the camera ] Wink!

[ dissolve to one of the women ]

Woman: This is a dream come true!

[ dissolve to Joe standing behind a second woman, eyeing her with sadistic intent ]

Announcer: And this is the secret you’ll know from the very beginning:

[ SUPER: “Joe Convicted Serial Rapist” ]

Announcer: Joe.. is a convicted rapist!

[ dissolve to close-up of Joe’s face as he hovers behind second woman ] [ pot up music: “What’s Love Got To Do With It?” ] [ dissolve to title graphic ]

Announcer: “Joe Not-A-Rapist”. From your friends at FOX.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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