SNL Transcripts: Ray Liotta: 01/18/03


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January 18th, 2003

Ray Liotta

The Donnas

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  • CNN News Alert

    Donald Rumsfeld (Darrell Hammond) sings “These Boots Are Made For Walking”.

  • Ray Liotta’s Monologue

    Liotta sings “Getting To Know You” for the audience and Jimmy Fallon.

  • Live With Regis & Kelly

    David Caruso (Liotta) interview amid Kelly Ripa (Amy Poehler) giving birth.

    Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Gelman.

  • The Fun Friends Club

    Growth spurt makes little girl (Rachel Dratch) a liability to the show.

  • The Falconer

    Falcon celebrates his birthday while Falconer (Will Forte) is trapped under log.

    Recurring Characters: The Falconer.

  • Global Century Investments

    Investor (Chris Parnell) offers straight talk about investment queries.

  • Hannibal

    Paul Krendler (Liotta) and Hannibal Lecter (Darrell Hammond) market brain dishes.

    Recurring Characters: Hannibal Lecter.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Tim Calhoun (Will Forte) wants to run for President in 2004.

    Tracy Morgan shares his views on affirmative action.

    Recurring Characters: Tim Calhoun.

  • The Donnas perform “Take It Off”

  • The Hangman

    Hangman (Liotta) will let doomed (Will Forte) go for sex with Grandma (Rachel Dratch).

  • Top O’ The Morning To You

    Video game addict (Liotta) joins the boys for a chorus.

    Recurring Characters: William Fitzpatrick, Patrick Fitzwilliams.

  • The Donnas perform “Who Invited You”

  • The Rialto Grande

    Buddy Mills (Chris Kattan) and Little Tommy Wallace (Liotta) yuk it up in Las Vegas.

  • Goodnights

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    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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