SNL Transcripts: Ray Liotta: 01/18/03


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January 18th, 2003

Ray Liotta

The Donnas

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  • CNN News Alert

    Donald Rumsfeld (Darrell Hammond) sings “These Boots Are Made For Walking”.

  • Ray Liotta’s Monologue

    Liotta sings “Getting To Know You” for the audience and Jimmy Fallon.

  • Live With Regis & Kelly

    David Caruso (Liotta) interview amid Kelly Ripa (Amy Poehler) giving birth.

    Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Gelman.

  • The Fun Friends Club

    Growth spurt makes little girl (Rachel Dratch) a liability to the show.

  • The Falconer

    Falcon celebrates his birthday while Falconer (Will Forte) is trapped under log.

    Recurring Characters: The Falconer.

  • Global Century Investments

    Investor (Chris Parnell) offers straight talk about investment queries.

  • Hannibal

    Paul Krendler (Liotta) and Hannibal Lecter (Darrell Hammond) market brain dishes.

    Recurring Characters: Hannibal Lecter.

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Tim Calhoun (Will Forte) wants to run for President in 2004.

    Tracy Morgan shares his views on affirmative action.

    Recurring Characters: Tim Calhoun.

  • The Donnas perform “Take It Off”

  • The Hangman

    Hangman (Liotta) will let doomed (Will Forte) go for sex with Grandma (Rachel Dratch).

  • Top O’ The Morning To You

    Video game addict (Liotta) joins the boys for a chorus.

    Recurring Characters: William Fitzpatrick, Patrick Fitzwilliams.

  • The Donnas perform “Who Invited You”

  • The Rialto Grande

    Buddy Mills (Chris Kattan) and Little Tommy Wallace (Liotta) yuk it up in Las Vegas.

  • Goodnights

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