SNL Transcripts: Matthew McConaughey: 02/08/03

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February 8th, 2003

Matthew McConaughey

Dixie Chicks

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U.N. Security Session

U.N. delegates plot hijinks during session with Colin Powell (Darrell Hammond).

Matthew McConaughey’s Monologue

McConaughey smokes pot in dressing room while looking for old photo.

Blind Date

While on date, man (McConaughey) is bad guesser of woman’s (Rachel Dratch) stats.

Nutri-Quick

(Repeat) See: 10/05/02.

Jarret’s Room

33-year old Sophomore (McConaughey) enjoys the lasting college life.

Recurring Characters: Jarret, Goby, DJ Jonathan Feinstein, Jeff.

Anti-War Rally

Demonstrator (McConaughey) can’t assemble an organized crowd for protest.

The Dixie Chicks perform “Traveling Soldier”

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Joe Jackson (Tracy Morgan) comments on how Michael raises children.

Patrick (Will Forte) & Gunther Kelly (Fred Armisen) sing tax-help song.

Clubb Traxx

Eurotrash singer Chrome (McConaughey) delights anti-war teen music enthusiasts.

Office Stories

Rowdy (McConaughey) uses office schlep (Chris Kattan) to illustrate his bar stories.

Second Time Around

Glenda Goodwin (Maya Rudolph) interviews pyramid schemer (McConaughey).

Recurring Characters: Glenda Goodwin.

The Dixie Chicks perform “Sin Wagon”

Matthew McConaugheys Red Hot Texas Chili

McConaughey’s chili recipe gives him problem with gas.

Goodnights

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