February 8th, 2003
U.N. delegates plot hijinks during session with Colin Powell (Darrell Hammond).
McConaughey smokes pot in dressing room while looking for old photo.
While on date, man (McConaughey) is bad guesser of woman’s (Rachel Dratch) stats.
(Repeat) See: 10/05/02.
33-year old Sophomore (McConaughey) enjoys the lasting college life.
Recurring Characters: Jarret, Goby, DJ Jonathan Feinstein, Jeff.
Demonstrator (McConaughey) can’t assemble an organized crowd for protest.
Joe Jackson (Tracy Morgan) comments on how Michael raises children.
Patrick (Will Forte) & Gunther Kelly (Fred Armisen) sing tax-help song.
Eurotrash singer Chrome (McConaughey) delights anti-war teen music enthusiasts.
Rowdy (McConaughey) uses office schlep (Chris Kattan) to illustrate his bar stories.
Glenda Goodwin (Maya Rudolph) interviews pyramid schemer (McConaughey).
Recurring Characters: Glenda Goodwin.
McConaughey’s chili recipe gives him problem with gas.