SNL Transcripts: Matthew McConaughey: 02/08/03

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February 8th, 2003

Matthew McConaughey

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  • U.N. Security Session

    U.N. delegates plot hijinks during session with Colin Powell (Darrell Hammond).

  • Matthew McConaughey’s Monologue

    McConaughey smokes pot in dressing room while looking for old photo.

  • Blind Date

    While on date, man (McConaughey) is bad guesser of woman’s (Rachel Dratch) stats.

  • Nutri-Quick

    (Repeat) See: 10/05/02.

  • Jarret’s Room

    33-year old Sophomore (McConaughey) enjoys the lasting college life.

    Recurring Characters: Jarret, Goby, DJ Jonathan Feinstein, Jeff.

  • Anti-War Rally

    Demonstrator (McConaughey) can’t assemble an organized crowd for protest.

  • The Dixie Chicks perform “Traveling Soldier”

  • Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

    Joe Jackson (Tracy Morgan) comments on how Michael raises children.

    Patrick (Will Forte) & Gunther Kelly (Fred Armisen) sing tax-help song.

  • Clubb Traxx

    Eurotrash singer Chrome (McConaughey) delights anti-war teen music enthusiasts.

  • Office Stories

    Rowdy (McConaughey) uses office schlep (Chris Kattan) to illustrate his bar stories.

  • Second Time Around

    Glenda Goodwin (Maya Rudolph) interviews pyramid schemer (McConaughey).

    Recurring Characters: Glenda Goodwin.

  • The Dixie Chicks perform “Sin Wagon”

  • Matthew McConaugheyÂ’s Red Hot Texas Chili

    McConaughey’s chili recipe gives him problem with gas.

  • Goodnights

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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