February 15th, 2003
President Bush (Chris Parnell) has lost interest in disarming Iraq.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
Garner sings “My Funny Valentine” to would-be suitors among male cast members.
On-stage dance craze of clappin’ receives positive audience response.
Man’s (Jimmy Fallon) date (Garner) looks more pleasing in the dark.
Sheldon (Rachel Dratch) receives a surprise at after school Valentine’s Dance.
Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion.
Saddam Hussein (Horatio Hanz) calls Osama bin Laden (Jimmy Fallon) and rambles.
Recurring Characters: Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden.
Actress (Garner) is frustrated during scene with gayish male lead (Chris Kattan).
Roommates (Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan) have date with twins (Garner, Rachel Dratch).
Burt Bacharach (Jeff Richards) comments on Iraq with rhyming meters.
Tracy Morgan’s Black History rant is interrupted by technical difficulties.
Chris Parnell sings secret-agent rap ditty for Garner.
Liz Taylor (Rachel Dratch) tries to talk Jackson (Amy Poehler) down as UFO lands.
Greeters (Garner, Amy Poehler) scare customers with descriptions of Wal-Mart’s size.