SNL Transcripts: Queen Latifah: 03/08/03

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March 8th, 2003

Queen Latifah

Ms. Dynamite

Dan Aykroyd

60 Minutes

Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) & Bob Dole (Dan Aykroyd) Point/Counterpoint.

Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton, Bob Dole.

Queen Latifah’s Monologue

Royal subjects update Latifah on the status of the Kingdom of Latifah.

106 & Park Top 10 Live

Baby K (Jeff Richards) and manager/nanny (Latifah) demonstrate new rap.

Recurring Characters: Baby K.

Live! with Regis & Kelly

Frenchie Davis (Latifah) joshes with Regis (Darrell Hammond) & Kelly (Amy Poehler).

Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa, Gelman.

Who Farted?

Contestants confined to cramped room seek the answer.

Where Are They Now?

The Cherylettes (Latifah, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler) are remembered.

I’m A Celebrity: Who Farted?

Celebrities confined in cramped room seek the answer.

Recurring Characters: Gary Busey, Gilbert Gottfried, Paula Poundstone.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed (Horatio Sanz) doesn’t like his news photo.

Dustin Hoffman (Jeff Richards) says New York hosts Weekend Update.

Trevor the Broadway Guy (Chris Parnell) is sad about show closures.

Ms. Dynamite performs “Dy-na-mi-tee”

Give Up The Ham

Drunken writer’s sketch may or may not have intended world peace analogy.

TV Funhouse

The X-Presidents cast new pro-war propaganda film.

Profiles In Jazz

Alberta Jones (Latifah) sang outwardly-obvious suggestive lyrics.

Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins, Louis Armstrong.

Walgreens

Friendly service of family-owned store is not the blessing intended.

Mr. Rogers Tribute

Horatio Sanz sings “You Are My Friend” in remembrance.

Goodnights

Dress Rehearsal Cuts:

The Fight

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