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March 8th, 2003
Queen Latifah
Ms. Dynamite
Dan Aykroyd
Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) & Bob Dole (Dan Aykroyd) Point/Counterpoint.Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton, Bob Dole.
Royal subjects update Latifah on the status of the Kingdom of Latifah.Baby K (Jeff Richards) and manager/nanny (Latifah) demonstrate new rap.Recurring Characters: Baby K.
Frenchie Davis (Latifah) joshes with Regis (Darrell Hammond) & Kelly (Amy Poehler).Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa, Gelman.
Contestants confined to cramped room seek the answer.
The Cherylettes (Latifah, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler) are remembered.
Celebrities confined in cramped room seek the answer.Recurring Characters: Gary Busey, Gilbert Gottfried, Paula Poundstone.
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed (Horatio Sanz) doesn’t like his news photo.Dustin Hoffman (Jeff Richards) says New York hosts Weekend Update.Trevor the Broadway Guy (Chris Parnell) is sad about show closures.
Drunken writer’s sketch may or may not have intended world peace analogy.The X-Presidents cast new pro-war propaganda film.
Alberta Jones (Latifah) sang outwardly-obvious suggestive lyrics.Recurring Characters: Jack Perkins, Louis Armstrong.Friendly service of family-owned store is not the blessing intended.
Horatio Sanz sings “You Are My Friend” in remembrance.
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