Who Farted?

02n: Queen Latifah / Ms. Dynamite

Who Farted?

Woman #1…..Maya Rudolph
Man #1…..Seth Meyers
Woman #2…..Queen Latifah
Man #2…..Will Forte
Man #3…..Darrell Hammond
Man #4…..Horatio Sanz
Man #5…..Tracy Morgan
Woman #3…..Rachel Dratch

[ open on FOX logo ]

Announcer: Coming soon to FOX..

[ dissolve to group of men and women sitting on a cramped room, all looking toward one another ]

A new show that pushes the limits of reality television. Eight strangers. Thrust together in a single, windowless room. Where trust is a memory, teamwork is a gamble. And a traitor is in their midst.

Woman #1: Well.. this isn’t so bad.

Man #1: Yeah, it’s a little tight in here.. but, not as bad as the subway, right?

Woman #2: Are you from New York?

Man #1: Uh.. yeah. I moved there in-

[ suddenly, a loud fart breaks out ]

[ cut to show logo card ]

Announcer: “Who Farted?” All of them smelt it. But only one of them dealt it.

[ back to the room, as everyone covers their nose ]

Woman #2: Child, that was funky!

Man #2: I-it wasn’t me, it was her!

Woman #1: It was not me!

Man #1: Whoever it was has a medical problem.

Man #3: Come on, own up to it!

Woman #1: If I did, I would! Because I’m comfortable with that!

Man #2: My God! There’s really no way out of here!

[ cut to show logo card ]

Announcer: “Who Farted?” Who knows? Each and every one in the room is under equal suspicion.

[ back to the room, as everyone covers their nose ]

Woman #1: I’m voting for the fat guy.

Woman #2: Second it!

Man #4: Aw, come on! That’s just not fair!

[ cut to graphic “Mind-bending twist” ]

Announcer: With a mind-bending twist you have to see to believe.

[ back to the room, as everyone covers their nose ]

Man #1: Alright, listen, people.. I just think that we ne-

[ everyone begins to gasp over an unheard but noticeable fart ]

Man #5: Oh, my God, it’s another one!

Woman #2: Damn, that’s spicy!

Man #3: But I didn’t hear anything..

Woman #4: [ whispering ] It was silent but deadly..

[ cut to show logo ]

Announcer: This Spring, on FOX: “Who Farted?” He who denied it, supplied it – or did he? [ employs a villianous laugh ]

[ another loud fart breaks out ]

Announcer: Sorry. That was me. Just watch it. It’s on FOX.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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