Woman #1…..Maya Rudolph
Man #1…..Seth Meyers
Woman #2…..Queen Latifah
Man #2…..Will Forte
Man #3…..Darrell Hammond
Man #4…..Horatio Sanz
Man #5…..Tracy Morgan
Woman #3…..Rachel Dratch
[ open on FOX logo ]
Announcer: Coming soon to FOX..[ dissolve to group of men and women sitting on a cramped room, all looking toward one another ]
A new show that pushes the limits of reality television. Eight strangers. Thrust together in a single, windowless room. Where trust is a memory, teamwork is a gamble. And a traitor is in their midst.
Woman #1: Well.. this isn’t so bad.
Man #1: Yeah, it’s a little tight in here.. but, not as bad as the subway, right?
Woman #2: Are you from New York?
Man #1: Uh.. yeah. I moved there in-
Announcer: “Who Farted?” All of them smelt it. But only one of them dealt it.[ back to the room, as everyone covers their nose ]
Woman #2: Child, that was funky!
Man #2: I-it wasn’t me, it was her!
Woman #1: It was not me!
Man #1: Whoever it was has a medical problem.
Man #3: Come on, own up to it!
Woman #1: If I did, I would! Because I’m comfortable with that!
Man #2: My God! There’s really no way out of here![ cut to show logo card ]
Announcer: “Who Farted?” Who knows? Each and every one in the room is under equal suspicion.
Woman #1: I’m voting for the fat guy.
Woman #2: Second it!
Man #4: Aw, come on! That’s just not fair!
Announcer: With a mind-bending twist you have to see to believe.[ back to the room, as everyone covers their nose ]
Man #1: Alright, listen, people.. I just think that we ne-[ everyone begins to gasp over an unheard but noticeable fart ]
Man #5: Oh, my God, it’s another one!
Woman #2: Damn, that’s spicy!
Man #3: But I didn’t hear anything..
Woman #4: [ whispering ] It was silent but deadly..[ cut to show logo ]
Announcer: This Spring, on FOX: “Who Farted?” He who denied it, supplied it – or did he? [ employs a villianous laugh ] [ another loud fart breaks out ]
Announcer: Sorry. That was me. Just watch it. It’s on FOX.