Air Date:
Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:
March 15th, 2003
Salma Hayek
Christina Aguilera
Edward Norton
President George W. Bush (Chris Parnell) takes questions from magazines.Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
Chris Kattan and back-up 80’s band sing “We Belong” to Hayek.
William’s (Seth Meyers) Mexican girlfriend (Hayek) clashes with show.Recurring Characters: Patrick Fitzwilliams, William Fitzpatrick.
Classic cartoon characters compete on “Are You Hot?”
Versace (Maya Rudolph) dishes on Oscar fashion diasters.Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace, Michael Jackson.
Hiding in box, husband (Will Forte) catches wife (Hayek) with lover (Jimmy Fallon).
Hayek lambastes “Chicago” for plaigerizing the Broadway musical.
Ferecito (Fred Armisen) & wife (Hayek) practice their new comedy routine.Aril Lavigne (Amy Poehler) makes her punk presence known during visit.Gollum (Chris Kattan) makes his own unique Oscar picks.Jimmy Fallon sings Top 40-inspired St. Patrick’s Day songs.
Sexy teacher (Hayek) helps adult students become bolder with their presence.Recurring Characters: Gabe Fisher, Ruth Weinstock, A.J., Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez.
Hayek lambastes “Chicago” for supporting terrorism.
Downstairs couple (Hayek, Tracy Morgan) deal with King Kong’s dong.
“Chicago” defends itself, but Hayek spreads slander further.
