May 3rd, 2003
President George W. Bush (Chris Parnell) addresses Navy personnel on U.S.S. Lincoln.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.
Kutcher has forgotten to wear pants for his monologue.
Count Chocula (Jimmy Fallon) changes marketing approach to address seniors.
Sole viewer from Iceland (Kutcher) stays in Jarret’s (Jimmy Fallon) dorm room.
Recurring Characters: Jarret, Goby, D.J. Jonathan Feinstein.
Matt Lauer (Seth Meyers) interviews rapidly-aging Madonna (Amy Poehler).
Recurring Characters: Madonna.
Teacher is well aware of students’ history paper plagierisms.
Liza Minelli (Maya Rudolph) & David Gest (Chris Kattan) celebrate his birthday.
Tracy Morgan has eaten Saddam Hussein’s birthday cake.
Patrick (Will Forte) & Gunther Kelly (Fred Armisen) sing SARS Prevention Song.
Recurring Characters: Liza Minelli, David Gest, Patrick Kelly, Gunther Kelly.
The Falconer (Will Forte) faces competition from The Muskrateer (Kutcher).
Tracy Morgan & Dean Edwards don’t want Kutcher to “Punk” them.
Recurring Characters: The Falconer.
High school dropouts discuss the day’s big issues.
Recurring Characters: Skeeter.
Prisoners incite riot when they mistake pre-execution performance.
(Rerun) See: 01/18/03.