SNL Transcripts: Adrien Brody: 05/10/03


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  Season 28: Episode 19

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


May 10th, 2003

Adrien Brody

Sean Paul

Wayne Wonder


Elliot Brody

Sylvia Plachy

Emily Spivey
American IdolSummary: Ryan Seacrest (Jimmy Fallon) repeatedly cuts away to commercial instead of announcing the big winner.

Recurring Characters: Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson


Adrien Brody’s MonologueSummary: Adrien Brody kisses women in the audienc and, thanks his mom, Sylvia Plachy.

Bio: Photographer Sylvia Plachy (1943-) has had portraits and photo essays published in The Village Voice, The New Yorker, and other art periodicals.


Mom JeansSummary: The shapely fit that says you’re a mom, not a woman.


Brian Fellow’s Safari PlanetSummary: Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) fears that a hairless cat will shave his head.

Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow.


Self-Involved GUySummary: A self-obsessed man (Chris Kattan) creeps out his date (Rachel Dratch).

Live With Regis & KellySummary: Wild, Wild Trivia winner Pete Sokolov (Adrien Brody) has barely survived his dangerous prize vacation.

Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa, Gelman.


TV FunhouseSummary: In Rob Smigel’s spoof of Middle Eastern cartoons, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are sneaky partners in crime.


Sean Paul performs “Get Busy”

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Qrplt*xk (Rachel Dratch) is a creepy “X-Men 2” reject. Elton John (Horatio Sanz) sings his lyrics for a musical about the Vampire Lestat.

Recurring Characters: Qrplt*xk, Elton John.


LensmastersSummary: Rude employees Sebastian (Adrien Brody) and Roland (Chris Kattan) show their offbeat glasses creations to a woman (Amy Poehler).

Dance ClassSummary: Adult students take dance lessons.

Recurring Characters: Gabe Fisher, Ruth Weinstock, A.J., Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez.

Wayne Wonder performs “No Letting Go”

Velvet ProductionsSummary: The homoerotic pornographic film review board members can’t think of a unique title for their version of “The Pianist.”



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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