Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 28: Episode 19
Moms…..Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph
[ open on a mom unloading the groceries from the back of the family van, as the kids run loose ]
Announcer: Are you looking for the perfect gift for Mom this Mother’s Day? Introducing Mom Jeans, exclusively at J.C. Penney.
Jingle: “Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans..”[ show four moms posing in the jeans ]
Announcer: Mom Jeans fit Mom just the way she likes it.
Jingle: “Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans..”[ show the extra-rounded shape of mom’s bottom in her new jeans ]
Announcer: She’ll love the 9-inch zipper and casual front pleats. Cut generously, to fit a mom’s body. She’ll want to wear them to everything, from a soccer game to a night on the town.[ Dad frowns at the sight of Mom’s new jeans ]
Announcer: And with your choice of ankle length, Capri length or shorts, you’ll find the perfect jean for even the least active of moms.
Jingle: “Mom.. Mom Jeans..”
Announcer: So this Mother’s Day, don’t give Mom tht bottle of perfume. Give her something that says, “I’m not a woman any more. I’m a Mom.”
Jingle: “Giving up.. giving up.. put on your Mom Jeans.”
Announcer: Get a free Applique Mom Jeans Vest with every purchase. This weekend at J.C. Penney.