SNL Transcripts: Adrien Brody: 05/10/03: Mom Jeans



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 28: Episode 19

02s: Adrien Brody / Sean Paul & Wayne Wonder

Mom Jeans

Moms…..Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph
Dad…..Chris Parnell

[ open on a mom unloading the groceries from the back of the family van, as the kids run loose ]

Announcer: Are you looking for the perfect gift for Mom this Mother’s Day? Introducing Mom Jeans, exclusively at J.C. Penney.

Jingle: “Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans..”

[ show four moms posing in the jeans ]

Announcer: Mom Jeans fit Mom just the way she likes it.

Jingle: “Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans..”

[ show the extra-rounded shape of mom’s bottom in her new jeans ]

Announcer: She’ll love the 9-inch zipper and casual front pleats. Cut generously, to fit a mom’s body. She’ll want to wear them to everything, from a soccer game to a night on the town.

[ Dad frowns at the sight of Mom’s new jeans ]

Announcer: And with your choice of ankle length, Capri length or shorts, you’ll find the perfect jean for even the least active of moms.

Jingle: “Mom.. Mom Jeans..”

Announcer: So this Mother’s Day, don’t give Mom tht bottle of perfume. Give her something that says, “I’m not a woman any more. I’m a Mom.”

Jingle: “Giving up.. giving up.. put on your Mom Jeans.”

Announcer: Get a free Applique Mom Jeans Vest with every purchase. This weekend at J.C. Penney.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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