SNL Transcripts: Justin Timberlake: 10/11/03: Justin’s Dressing Room

 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 29: Episode 2

03b: Justin Timberlake

Justin’s Dressing Room

…..Maya Rudolph
…..Rachel Dratch
…..Amy Poehler
…..Justin Timberlake

Maya: I think he’s even cuter in person.

Rachel: I know. He’s totally adorable.

Maya: I know.

Amy: Who? Who’s totally adorable?

Maya: What do you mean who? Justin Timberlake.

Amy: Eh.

Rachel: “Eh”…What do you mean “eh?”

Amy: I don’t know. I mean I love his album. And I mean I get it – I think he’s cute. But he just doesn’t really do it for me.

Maya: What?!

Rachel: You’re crazy!

Amy: Well I gotta go talk to your “boyfriend” about my sketch, so I’ll tell him that you love him.

Maya: Ugh, lucky.

Amy: [knocks on Justin’s dressing room door] Hey Justin.

Justin: Oh hey.

Amy: Hey, um, can I talk to you about the leprechaun sketch? Uh…it’s kinda noisy, you want me to close the door?

Justin: Why? Are we gonna make out?

Amy: [laughs nervously] What?

Justin: I-I was just kidding. Here, sit down.

Amy: Ok, um, there’s just a note I want to give you about the pot of gold part…

Justin: [gets closer] Oh I love the pot of gold part.

Amy: You do?

Justin: Yeah it’s funny.

Amy: Oh…you’re really funny in it.

Justin: Well we’re pretty awesome together.

Amy: [laughs nervously] Yeah. How old are you?

Justin: 22.

Amy: Wow you’re really mature.

Justin: Thanks.

[Amy stares at him]

Justin: So what about the scene?

Amy: Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. Um, the pot of gold’s already gonna be out there so you don’t need to bring it out. So, ya know, it’ll give you a little bit more time.

Justin: Ok cool.

Amy: Ok.

Justin: So, is that it?

Amy: Yeah.

Justin: Was it good for you?

Amy: [laughs nervously] “Was it good for you?” Like we were gonna have sex or something. God can you imagine that? [seriously] I mean can you imagine that?

Justin: Awkward…Well I gotta go get ready for the a –

Amy: Yeah totally. I get it. Um, Sorry I bothered you Jerstin. Jerstin?! I just called you Jerstin. You’re Justin. You’re Justin Timberlake. Why would I say Jer—I’m spitting on you too. Here let me wipe it off. [rubs on his chest and goes into his shirt a little]

Justin: Yeah ok. Ok thanks Rachel.

Amy: Oh, I’m Amy.

Justin: Sorry.

Amy: It doesn’t matter You’re the best! I really enjoy working with you [shakes his hand]

Justin: Alright

Amy: And you’ve just been really good tonight [clings to him by wrapping her arms and legs around him] Just, just just let me do this. Just let me do this.

Justin: Can somebody help me out here? [walks out with her still attached to him]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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