Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 29: Episode 2
Justins Dressing Room
Maya: I think hes even cuter in person.
Rachel: I know. Hes totally adorable.
Maya: I know.
Amy: Who? Whos totally adorable?
Maya: What do you mean who? Justin Timberlake.
Rachel: Eh What do you mean eh?
Amy: I dont know. I mean I love his album. And I mean I get it I think hes cute. But he just doesnt really do it for me.
Rachel: Youre crazy!
Amy: Well I gotta go talk to your boyfriend about my sketch, so Ill tell him that you love him.
Maya: Ugh, lucky.
Amy: [knocks on Justins dressing room door] Hey Justin.
Justin: Oh hey.
Amy: Hey, um, can I talk to you about the leprechaun sketch? Uh its kinda noisy, you want me to close the door?
Justin: Why? Are we gonna make out?
Amy: [laughs nervously] What?
Justin: I-I was just kidding. Here, sit down.
Amy: Ok, um, theres just a note I want to give you about the pot of gold part
Justin: [gets closer] Oh I love the pot of gold part.
Amy: You do?
Justin: Yeah its funny.
Amy: Oh youre really funny in it.
Justin: Well were pretty awesome together.
Amy: [laughs nervously] Yeah. How old are you?
Amy: Wow youre really mature.
Justin: Thanks.[Amy stares at him]
Justin: So what about the scene?
Amy: Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. Um, the pot of golds already gonna be out there so you dont need to bring it out. So, ya know, itll give you a little bit more time.
Justin: Ok cool.
Justin: So, is that it?
Justin: Was it good for you?
Amy: [laughs nervously] Was it good for you? Like we were gonna have sex or something. God can you imagine that? [seriously] I mean can you imagine that?
Justin: Awkward Well I gotta go get ready for the a
Amy: Yeah totally. I get it. Um, Sorry I bothered you Jerstin. Jerstin?! I just called you Jerstin. Youre Justin. Youre Justin Timberlake. Why would I say JerIm spitting on you too. Here let me wipe it off. [rubs on his chest and goes into his shirt a little]
Justin: Yeah ok. Ok thanks Rachel.
Amy: Oh, Im Amy.
Amy: It doesnt matter Youre the best! I really enjoy working with you [shakes his hand]
Amy: And youve just been really good tonight [clings to him by wrapping her arms and legs around him] Just, just just let me do this. Just let me do this.
Justin: Can somebody help me out here? [walks out with her still attached to him]
Submitted by: Catrina