Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 29: Episode 2
Carl Weathers for Governor
…..Carl Weathers
Voice Over: Jesse Ventura Arnold Swartzenegger mavericks Americans governors and stars of the movie Predator.
Carl Weathers: Just like me, Carl Weathers. Hi, Im Carl Weathers. Im the black guy from Predator. This American classic has already provided two state governors and frankly, Id like to be the third. Im not fussy; I mean any state is fine. And while Ive never voted personally, I was in the movie Predator, where I played the black guy. My compatriot and good friend Arnold Swartzenegger said Hasta La Vista to politics as usual when he terminated Gray Davis. Well Id like to think that Ive got the Apollo credentials to be your governor. Why? Because I am a man of action Jackson. And I was in Predator. Alright I know what youre thinking. Wasnt Danny Glover the black guy from Predator? And shouldnt he, therefore, be your governor? No. That was Predator 2. Doesnt America deserve better than the star of Predator 2? The America I know and love wont settle for less. But more importantly, do you remember that I was in Predator? Well, I was in Predator.
Voice Over: Carl Weathers for Governor. He was the black guy in Predator.
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