Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 29: Episode 5
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:
November 8th, 2003
Andy Roddick
Dave Matthews
John McEnroe
Trey Anastasio
20/20Summary: Barbara Walters (Rachel Dratch) teases Martha Stewart (Amy Poehler) during interview.
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Martha Stewart.
Note: In dress rehearsal, Darrell Hammond and Maya Rudolph opened the show with a parody of CBS’ banned mini-series, “The Reagans.”
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Montage
Andy Roddick’s MonologueSummary: Inexperienced Andy Roddick is interrupted by Andre 3000.
Bio: Tennis star Andy Roddick (1982-) turned professional in 2000, and won his first Grand Slam title at the 2003 US Open.
CryogenixSummary: People have their heads frozen now, in preparation of the cures that will come in the future.
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Z-105 Morning CrewSummary: Multi-voiced Joey Mack (Jimmy Fallon) gives Andy Roddick a hard time during their interview.
Recurring Characters: Joey Mack.
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Battle Of The Sexes IISummary: An aged Billie Jean King (Fred Armisen) challenges younger Andy Roddick to an all-out match.
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Mrs. DalrympleSummary: A proper British nanny (Rachel Dratch) watches over a rowdy teenager (Andy Roddick). After the sketch, Chris Parnell and John McEnroe comment on Roddick’s performance.
Anderson Mellner Communications CelebrationSummary: Daryl Hall (Will Forte) and John Oates (Fred Armisen) distribute plaques to achieving employees.
From The AudienceSummary: Venus and Serena’s dad, John Williams (Kenan Thompson), wants to adopt Andy Roddick as his son.
Dave Matthews performs “Save Me”Bio: Dave Matthews (1967-), the vocalist and guitarist from Dave Matthews Band, released his own solo album in 2003.
Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Tim Calhoun (Will Forte) unveils the skeletons in his closet. Two-faced Rosie O’Donnell (Horatio Sanz) slaps Tina Fey, then makes Jimmy Fallon laugh.
Recurring Characters: Tim Calhoun, Rosie O’Donnell.
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Tennis Talk with Time Traveling Scott JoplinSummary: Scott Joplin (Maya Rudolph) mocks Andre Agassi of the Past (Seth Meyers), Present (Roddick) and Future (Will Forte).
Recurring Characters: Scott Joplin.
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Merv The PervSummary: Merv the Perv (Chris Parnell) hits on women at gynecologist’s (Andy Roddick) office.
Recurring Characters: Merv the Perv.
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Dave Matthew performs “So Damn Lucky”
Jock TalkSummary:
Action News 13Summary: Neverending musical cues hamper a breaking news broadcast.
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