SNL Transcripts: Megan Mullally: 02/07/04


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 29: Episode 13

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

February 7th, 2004

Megan Mullally

Clay Aiken

Nick Offerman
NightlineSummary: Ted Koppell (Darrell Hammond) bypasses important issues to talk about Janet Jackson’s exposed breast at the Super Bowl.

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Michael Jackson.


MontageNote: Don Pardo accidentally introduces Chris Parnell as Chris Kattan, then quickly corrects himself. Pardo also introduces Maya Rudolph as Maria.

Megan Mullally’s MonologueSummary: Despite being surrounded by an all-gay chorus, Megan Mullally tries to show she’s about much more than her loyal gay following.

Bio: For her performance on “Will and Grace”, Megan Mullally (1958-) has won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series and three Screen Actors Guild Awards. She revealed herself as a bisexual in a 1999 interview.


Celebrity Poker ShowdownSummary: Celebrities like Carrot Top (Seth Meyers) and Kevin Pollack (Jimmy Fallon) make poker excruciating to watch.

Recurring Characters: Carrot Top, Geraldo Rivera, Gene Shalit.

Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsal of the Elijah Wood episode.


Huggies ThongSummary: Less padding, but not as effective as regular diapers.

Note: Repeat from 10/04/03.

Baby BoyfriendSummary: A grown man (Seth Meyers) lives like a child again when he visits his mom’s (Megan Mullally) house, much to the discomfort of his girlfriend (Amy Poehler).


Golden Globe AwardsSummary: Megan Mullally makes faces from the audience as Sharon Stone (Amy Poehler) presents an award.

Oprah’s Favorite ThingsSummary: The studio audience goes nuts when Oprah (Maya Rudolph) gives lavish gifts away.

Recurring Characters: Oprah Winfrey.


The CabdriverSummary: A cabdriver (Megan Mullally) makes a big deal about welcoming black people into her cab.


Clay Aiken performs “Invisible”Bio: Clay Aiken (1978-) was the second runner-up on Fox’s “American Idol”, and the first of their contestants to appear on “Saturday Night Live.”

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Indian comic Billy Smith (Fred Armisen) tells more lost-in-translation jokes. Ready for her exit from “20/20”, Barbara Walters (Rachel Dratch) interviews herself.

Recurring Characters: Billy Smith, Barbara Walters.


The Wizard Of OzSummary: Not only has Dorothy (Amy Poehler) killed the Bad Witch, but some innocent Munchkins as well.


Zinger vs. SlamSummary: Scientists Dave “Zing” Clinger (Seth Meyers) verbally spars with ex-girlfriend Debbie “Slam” Slamowski (Megan Mullally).


Clay Aiken performs “The Way”

Musical RelativesSummary: Leon Warwick (Kenan Thompson) and Connie Raitt (Megan Mullally) try to enter the Grammy Awards ceremony.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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