SNL Transcripts: Drew Barrymore: 02/14/04

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  Season 29: Episode 12

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

February 14th, 2004

Drew Barrymore


Gore’s EndorsementSummary: John Kerry (Seth Meyers) has no interest in Al Gore’s (Darrell Hammond) support.

Recurring Characters: Al Gore, John Kerry.



Drew Barrymore’s MonologueSummary: Drew Barrymore’s former freak-show movie co-stars join her on-stage.

Also Hosted: 82g, 98p, 01c.


A Very Special Valentine’s VersaceSummary: Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) scuffles with Courtney Love (Drew Barrymore).

Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace, Elton John, Madonna, Courtney Love.


Jarret’s RoomSummary: Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) dreams about romance with Gobi’s (Horatio Sanz) sister (Drew Barrymore).

Recurring Characters: Jarret, Gobi, DJ Jonathon Feinstein.


Access HollywoodSummary: Charlize Theron (Drew Barrymore) film clips display various Oscar-begging performances.

Recurring Characters: Pat O’Brien.


OctaneSummary: The vehicular action-drama film preview displays fake special effects.

Kelis performs “Milkshake”Bio: Singer/songwriter Kelis (1980-) finally found mainstream success with the release of her current album.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina FeySummary: Live from prison, Diana Ross (Maya Rudolph) can’t seem to adjust.

Recurring Characters: Diana Ross.

Note: The final “I” was missing from the word “Availability” on the graphic during the morning after pill joke.


Mike’s Bar, 1968Summary: John Kerry (Seth Meyers), George W. Bush (Will Forte), Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) and Hillary Rodham (Drew Barrymore) meet at a bar in the late 60’s.

Recurring Characters: John Kerry, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham.

Note: Will Forte is now the third post-Ferrell cast member to portray President George W. Bush; the second this season alone.


Larry King LiveSummary: Larry King (Jimmy Fallon) interviews Anna Nicole Smith (Drew Barrymore) following her extreme weight loss.

Recurring Characters: Larry King, Anna Nicole Smith.

Spy GlassSummary: More celebrity gossip with Ian Gerrard (Seth Meyers) and Zoe Anderton (Amy Poehler).

Recurring Characters: Ian Gerrard, Zoe Anderton, Pat O’Brien.

The World of Scott WainioSummary: Scott Wainio takes to the streets to interview people with no microphone.

The White StripesSummary: Jack (Jimmy Fallon) and Meg White (Drew Barrymore) sing their theme song, but ultimately don’t save the day.


Prince ShowSummary: Prince (Fred Armisen) displays his eccentricities while hosting talk show with Beyonce (Maya Rudolph).

Recurring Characters: Prince, Beyonce.



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