Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 29: Episode 15
Only Bangkok II
[Open on outside of hotel room where two burly men are standing in the doorway]
Woman: Let me get this straight – you’re selling me to these guys?!
Ben Affleck: What?! No-o! Nobody is selling anybody, okay? I’m.. giving you to these guys, to cover some temporary losses I’ve incurred from gambling on Russian Roulette.
Woman: You’ve been gambling on Russian Roulette?!
Ben Affleck: My guy wasn’t supposed to die! I had a system![the burly men drag the woman out of the room]
Woman: You’re high again![The woman is kicking and screaming as shes being taken away]
Ben Affleck: Alright.. I may have socially injected some Komodo dragon venom – just because everyone else is doing it.[ the Woman is carried away by some Thai gentlemen collecting on their debt ]
Woman: Ow! Let go of me!
Ben Affleck: You’re being selfish! You don’t need both your kidneys!
Woman: This is not my idea of a honeymoon! Ben Affleck! Dammit!!
Ben Affleck V/O: Komodo dragon venom..