Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 29: Episode 15
Only Bangkok II
Woman…..Amy Poehler
…..Ben Affleck
Woman: Let me get this straight – you’re selling me to these guys?!
Ben Affleck: What?! No-o! Nobody is selling anybody, okay? I’m.. giving you to these guys, to cover some temporary losses I’ve incurred from gambling on Russian Roulette.
Woman: You’ve been gambling on Russian Roulette?!
Ben Affleck: My guy wasn’t supposed to die! I had a system!
[the burly men drag the woman out of the room]Woman: You’re high again!
[The woman is kicking and screaming as shes being taken away]Ben Affleck: Alright.. I may have socially injected some Komodo dragon venom – just because everyone else is doing it.
[ the Woman is carried away by some Thai gentlemen collecting on their debt ]Woman: Ow! Let go of me!
Ben Affleck: You’re being selfish! You don’t need both your kidneys!
Woman: This is not my idea of a honeymoon! Ben Affleck! Dammit!!
Ben Affleck V/O: Komodo dragon venom..