Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 29: Episode 18
17th Annual Adult Movie Awards
Ron Jeremy…..Horatio Sanz
[ open with NBC logo ]
Announcer: You’re watching NBC, America’s #1 television network!
Disclaimer: ..among adults, 24 to 26, in non-metropolitan areas.
[ dissolve to awards show montage reel ]
Announcer: Live, from the Circus Circus Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.. it’s the 17th Annual Adult Movie Awards. Featuring appearances by..
Betty Balzac and the Betty Balzac Dancers..
Bill Mahar and “The Teabagger”..
Dick “The Penis” McPherson..
“Saturday Night Live”‘s Darrell Hammond..
..and Maggie Gyllenballs.
[ dissolve to the awards stage ]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen.. your host for the evening – Rom Jeremy!
[ Ron Jeremy, in dark blazer and tropical shirt, steps up to the podium ]
Ron Jeremy: Hello, everyone. Hello. Welcome, once again, to the 17th —
[ the awards are cut off ]
Announcer: [ over matching SUPER ] “Due to heightened sensitivity and the threat of FCC fines, NBC regrets to inform our audience that certain portions of the Adult Film Awards have been deemed unsuitable for broadcast. We apologize for any inconvenience. We now rejoin the program.”
[ cut back to the awards, Ron Jeremy at the podium in only his tropical shirt and flanked by three porn actresses ]
Ron Jeremy: Well, that’s our show! [ chuckles ] Thanks for watching, everybody, we’ll see you next year!
[ dissolve to NBC logo ]
[ fade ]