Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 29: Episode 19
Snoop’s Mother’s Day Message
… Snoop Dogg
[Card, illustrated with a flower, reads: Mother’s DayMESSAGE FROM SNOOP DOGG]
Don Pardo V/O: [reverent] And now a Mother’sDay message from Snoop Dogg.[Dissolve to and slowly zoom in on actor-rapper SnoopDogg seated at Home Base in a huge wicker chair,surrounded by huge arrangements of flowers. He wearsan amber-brown fedora hat and a creamy pink suit andholds a long-stemmed red rose as he addresses thecamera in a gentle, cadenced voice. Mellow piano musicplays underneath.]
Snoop Dogg: Mom, you’re my number one girl, asoft place to fall.
When the world has betrayed me, you’re the first one Icall.
I’m your little peanut … my devotion is true.
And I know that you love me – ’cause I came out ofyou.
You huffed and you puffed and you pushed the Snoopout.
And, for all that pushin’, I’ll give you a shoutout.
‘Cause I’m a tall ass mo-fo and even back then,
When I was a baby, I was, like, four foot ten.
And because I was skinny, so tall and so lean,
It was like you delivered a giant string bean.
So thank you for lettin’ me come out o’ you.
Why don’t you go make your baby some Dinty Moorestew?
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. I love you.
And to all the moms out there: