Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 29: Episode 19
03s: Snoop Dogg / Avril Lavigne
Snoop’s Mother’s Day Message
… Snoop Dogg
[Card, illustrated with a flower, reads: Mother’s DayMESSAGE FROM SNOOP DOGG]
Don Pardo V/O: [reverent] And now a Mother’sDay message from Snoop Dogg.
[Dissolve to and slowly zoom in on actor-rapper SnoopDogg seated at Home Base in a huge wicker chair,surrounded by huge arrangements of flowers. He wearsan amber-brown fedora hat and a creamy pink suit andholds a long-stemmed red rose as he addresses thecamera in a gentle, cadenced voice. Mellow piano musicplays underneath.]
Snoop Dogg: Mom, you’re my number one girl, asoft place to fall.
When the world has betrayed me, you’re the first one Icall.
I’m your little peanut … my devotion is true.
And I know that you love me – ’cause I came out ofyou.
You huffed and you puffed and you pushed the Snoopout.
And, for all that pushin’, I’ll give you a shoutout.
‘Cause I’m a tall ass mo-fo and even back then,
When I was a baby, I was, like, four foot ten.
And because I was skinny, so tall and so lean,
It was like you delivered a giant string bean.
So thank you for lettin’ me come out o’ you.
Why don’t you go make your baby some Dinty Moorestew?
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. I love you.
And to all the moms out there:
[winks] What up, ladies? You lookin’ realgood.
[Snoop smiles and spreads his arms quizzically as wezoom back out. The crowd responds warmly. Dissolve toa stylish bumper photo of an elegant Snoop, headbowed, as he touches the brim of his black hat, awhite coat draped over his shoulders.]
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