Saturday Night Live: 2003-2004


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  Season 29: 2003-2004

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  • Rachel Dratch
  • Jimmy Fallon
  • Tina Fey
  • Will Forte
  • Darrell Hammond
  • Seth Meyers
  • Chris Parnell
  • Amy Poehler
  • Jeff Richards
  • Maya Rudolph
  • Horatio Sanz
  • Featuring:

  • Fred Armisen
  • Finesse Mitchell
  • Kenan Thompson
  • Episodes

  • 10/04/03: Jack Black / John Mayer
  • 10/11/03: Justin Timberlake
  • 10/18/03: Halle Berry / Britney Spears
  • 11/01/03: Kelly Ripa / Outkast
  • 11/08/03: Andy Roddick / Dave Matthews
  • 11/15/03: Alec Baldwin / Missy Elliot
  • 12/06/03: Rev. Al Sharpton / Pink
  • 12/13/03: Elijah Wood / Jet
  • 01/10/04: Jennifer Aniston / Black-Eyed Peas
  • 01/17/04: Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey / G-Unit
  • 02/07/04: Megan Mullally / Clay Aiken
  • 02/14/04: Drew Barrymore / Kelis
  • 02/21/04: Christina Aguilera / Maroon 5
  • 03/06/04: Colin Firth / Norah Jones
  • 03/13/04: Ben Affleck / N.E.R.D.
  • 04/03/04: Donald Trump / Toots & The Maytals
  • 04/10/04: Janet Jackson
  • 05/01/04: Lindsay Lohan / Usher
  • 05/08/04: Snoop Dogg / Avril Lavigne
  • 05/15/04: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon
  • Summary   “Saturday Night Live” began its 29th season on October 4th, 2003. Cast members Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan left the long-running series and their long-running tenures, leaving long-running performer Darrell Hammond to begin his 9th season with “Saturday Night Live”. Though both Kattan and Morgan left the show, they would make enough cameo appearances thoughout the season to qualify as honorary featured performers. Other changes include a new opening sequence, a brand new host and musical guest stages modeled after Grand Central Station, and an impression of President George W. Bush that changes hands twice during the season. The season tailored itself for the M-TV crowd, infiltrating a host line-up that included stars of the day like Justin Timberlake, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and Christina Aguilera. The season was also marred by continued (and one might wonder forced) on-air crack-ups between Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz, Weekend Update’s focus on entertainment news and personal opinion taking preference over current events humor, and the mysterious disappearance of Jeff Richards mid-season. The best sketches of the season belonged to Will Forte, though they sometimes had a tendancy to become buried in mediocre episodes (Halle Berry, anyone?). Elsewhere, Jimmy Fallon’s decision to leave SNL hit some fans harder than the news of Will Ferrell’s departure, while leaving other fans wondering if Tina Fey would seek a replacement for Fallon on Weekend Update, anchor the segment alone, or resign the desk to new talent altogether. All in all, SNL was again falling on weak knees by the time it reached the end of the season prepared for its upcoming 30th anniversary.

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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