Saturday Night Live: 2003-2004

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  Season 29: 2003-2004


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Starring:

Rachel Dratch

Jimmy Fallon

Tina Fey

Will Forte

Darrell Hammond

Seth Meyers

Chris Parnell

Amy Poehler

Jeff Richards

Maya Rudolph

Horatio Sanz

Featuring:

Fred Armisen

Finesse Mitchell

Kenan Thompson

Episodes

10/04/03: Jack Black / John Mayer

10/11/03: Justin Timberlake

10/18/03: Halle Berry / Britney Spears

11/01/03: Kelly Ripa / Outkast

11/08/03: Andy Roddick / Dave Matthews

11/15/03: Alec Baldwin / Missy Elliot

12/06/03: Rev. Al Sharpton / Pink

12/13/03: Elijah Wood / Jet

01/10/04: Jennifer Aniston / Black-Eyed Peas

01/17/04: Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey / G-Unit

02/07/04: Megan Mullally / Clay Aiken

02/14/04: Drew Barrymore / Kelis

02/21/04: Christina Aguilera / Maroon 5

03/06/04: Colin Firth / Norah Jones

03/13/04: Ben Affleck / N.E.R.D.

04/03/04: Donald Trump / Toots & The Maytals

04/10/04: Janet Jackson

05/01/04: Lindsay Lohan / Usher

05/08/04: Snoop Dogg / Avril Lavigne

05/15/04: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon

Summary   “Saturday Night Live” began its 29th season on October 4th, 2003. Cast members Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan left the long-running series and their long-running tenures, leaving long-running performer Darrell Hammond to begin his 9th season with “Saturday Night Live”. Though both Kattan and Morgan left the show, they would make enough cameo appearances thoughout the season to qualify as honorary featured performers. Other changes include a new opening sequence, a brand new host and musical guest stages modeled after Grand Central Station, and an impression of President George W. Bush that changes hands twice during the season. The season tailored itself for the M-TV crowd, infiltrating a host line-up that included stars of the day like Justin Timberlake, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and Christina Aguilera. The season was also marred by continued (and one might wonder forced) on-air crack-ups between Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz, Weekend Update’s focus on entertainment news and personal opinion taking preference over current events humor, and the mysterious disappearance of Jeff Richards mid-season. The best sketches of the season belonged to Will Forte, though they sometimes had a tendancy to become buried in mediocre episodes (Halle Berry, anyone?). Elsewhere, Jimmy Fallon’s decision to leave SNL hit some fans harder than the news of Will Ferrell’s departure, while leaving other fans wondering if Tina Fey would seek a replacement for Fallon on Weekend Update, anchor the segment alone, or resign the desk to new talent altogether. All in all, SNL was again falling on weak knees by the time it reached the end of the season prepared for its upcoming 30th anniversary.

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