Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 30: Episode 3
(Dissolve from a Jude Law still photo to a still shot of the New York skyline with the words: Promotional Services Furnished by Columbia Pictures to Jude Law hugging Ashlee Simpson shortly after her second song turned into disaster)
Jude Law: What can I say, it’s live TV.
Ashlee Simpson: Exactly, I feel so bad, my band started playing the wrong song, and I didn’t know what to do, so I thought I’d do a hoe-down. I’m sorry!
(Jude Law simulates Ashlee Simpson’s pose, as though implying she’s full of it)
Jude Law: Ashlee Simpson!
Ashlee Simpson: I didn’t mean for it to happen.
Jude Law: The cast! Everybody here! Go see “Alfie”! It opens November 30th. Thank you!
(Cast hugs Ashlee and Jude)
Transcribed by: C. Elwood Bastien