SNL Transcripts: Hilary Swank: 02/19/05: 50 Cent and Olivia perform “Candy Shop”



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  Season 30: Episode 13


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04m: Hilary Swank / 50 Cent

50 Cent and Olivia perform “Candy Shop”

…..Hilary Swank
…..50 Cent
…..Olivia

Hilary Swank: Ladies and gentlemen – Fiddy Cent, featuring Olivia!

50 Cent:
“Yeah…
Uh huh
So seductive.

I take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollypop
Go ‘head girl, don’t you stop
Keep going ’til you hit the spot (whoa)

Olivia:
I’ll take you to the candy shop (uh huh)
Boy one taste of what I got (come on)
I’ll have you spending all you got (say what?)
Keep going ’til you hit the spot (whoa)

50 Cent:
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon’ back that thing up or should I push up on it
Temperature rising, okay let’s go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I’ll break it down for you now, baby it’s simple
If you be a nympho, I’ll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it’s whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I’m the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you ’bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I’m a season vet when it come to this —
After you broke up a sweat you can play with the stick
I’m tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

I take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollypop
Go ‘head girl, don’t you stop
Keep going ’til you hit the spot (whoa)

Olivia:
I’ll take you to the candy shop (uh huh)
Boy one taste of what I got (come on)
I’ll have you spending all you got (say what?)
Keep going ’til you hit the spot (whoa)

Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (the things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain’t never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain’t never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin’ on my zipper
It’s like it’s a race who can get undressed quicker (whoo!)
Isn’t it ironic how erotic it is to watch ’em in thongs
Had me thinking ’bout that ass after I’m gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
No, she ain’t stoppin, homie I ain’t stoppin’
Drippin’ wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon’ sip til every bubble in every bottle is gone.

I take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollypop
Go ‘head girl, don’t you stop
Keep going ’til you hit the spot (whoa)

Olivia:
I’ll take you to the candy shop (uh huh)
Boy one taste of what I got (come on)
I’ll have you spending all you got (say what?)
Keep going ’til you hit the spot (whoa)

50 Cent:
I take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollypop
Go ‘head girl, don’t you stop
Keep going ’til you hit the spot (whoa)

Olivia:
I’ll take you to the candy shop (uh huh)
Boy one taste of what I got (come on)
I’ll have you spending all you got (say what?)
Keep going ’til you hit the spot (whoa)”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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