SNL Transcripts: Ashton Kutcher: 03/19/05: Gwen Stefani featuring Eve performs “Rich Girl”


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  Season 30: Episode 15



04o: Ashton Kutcher / Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani featuring Eve performs “Rich Girl”

…..Ashton Kutcher
…..Gwen Stefani
…..Eve

David Spade: Ladies and gentlemen – Jack Johnson, featuring G. Love!

Ashton Kutcher: Ladies and gentlemen – Gwen Stefani, featuring Eeeeeeeeeeve!!

Gwen Stefani, featuring Eve:
“Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Eve:
Come together all over the world
From the hoods of Japan, Harajuku girls
What, it’s all love
What, give it up, what

Gwen Stefani:
Shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter

Eve: What

Come together all over the world
From the hoods of Japan, Harajuku girls
What, it’s all love
What, give it up, what

Gwen Stefani:
Shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter

If I was a rich girl
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
See, I’d have all the money in the world
If I was a wealthy girl.
No man could test me, impress me
My cash flow would never ever end
‘Cause I’d have all the money in the world
If I was a wealthy girl.

Think what that money could bring
I’d buy everything
Clean out Vivienne Westwood
In my Galliano gown.
No, wouldn’t just have one hood
A Hollywood mansion, if I could
Please book me first-class to my fancy house in London town.

All the riches, baby, won’t mean anything
All the riches, baby, won’t bring what your love can bring.
All the riches, baby, won’t mean anything
Don’t need no other baby
Your lovin’ is better than gold, and I know.

Eve:
Come together all over the world
From the hoods of Japan, Harajuku girls
What, it’s all love
What, give it up, what

Gwen Stefani:
Shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter, shouldn’t matter

Eve:
What happened to my life
Turned upside down
Chicks dat blew ya mind, ding, it’s the second round

Together: Original track and ting, mmm.

Eve:
You know you can’t buy these things (no)
See Stefani and her L.A.M.B., I rock the Fetish people
You know who I am.

Gwen Stefani:
Yes ma’am, we got the style that’s wicked (come on)
I hope you can all keep up (come on)

Together:
We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top
Now we ain’t gettin’ nothin’ but love

Eve: Come on, come on!

Gwen Stefani:
If I was rich girl
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
See, I’d have all the money in the world (come on)
if I was a wealthy girl (come on)
No man could test me, impress me
my cash flow would never ever end
Cause I’d have all the money in the world
if I was a wealthy girl.

Na, na, na, na (come on) na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (come on)
Na, na, na, na (come on) na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (come on)
Na, na, na, na (come on) na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (come on)
Na, na, na, na (come on) na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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