SNL Transcripts: Jon Heder: 10/08/05: Ashlee Simpson performs “Boyfriend”



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  Season 31: Episode 2


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05b: Jon Heder / Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson performs “Boyfriend”

…..Jon Heder
…..Ashlee Simpson

Jon Heder: Once again – Ashlee Simpson.

Ashlee Simpson:
“Whatcha been doin’?
Whatcha been doin?
Whoa, Whoa,
Haven’t seen ya ’round.

How you been feelin’?
How you been feelin’?
Whoa, whoa,
Don’t you bring me down.

All that stuff about me,
Being with him,
Can’t believe,
All the lies that you told,
Just to ease your own soul,
But I’m bigger than that,
No, you don’t have my back,
No, No, ha!

Hey, how long till my music drowns you out?
Don’t put words up in my mouth,
I didn’t steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what’s goin’ on,
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn’t steal your boyfriend.

Well I’m sorry,
That he called me, ha!
And that I answered the telephone,
Don’t be worried,
I’m not with him,
And when I go out tonight,
I’m going home alone,
Just got back from my tour,
I’m a mess girl for sure,
All I want is some fun,
Guess that I’d better run,
Hollywood sucks you in,
But it won’t spit me out,
Whoa Whoa!

Hey, how long till my music drowns you out?
Don’t put words up in my mouth,
I didn’t steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what’s going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn’t steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn’t steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you’re leaving me alone,
Don’t you got somewhere to go?
I didn’t steal your boyfriend.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Please stop telling all your friends,
I’m getting sick of them,
Always staring at me like I took him from ya’.

Hey, how long till my music drowns you out?
Don’t put words up in my mouth,
I didn’t steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what’s going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn’t steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn’t steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you’re leaving me alone,
Don’t you got somewhere to go?
I didn’t steal your boyfriend.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, I didn’t steal your boyfriend,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha!
Whoa, I didn’t steal your boyfriend.”

Ashlee Simpson: Thank you guys so much!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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