SNL Transcripts: Jason Lee: 11/12/05: JJ Casuals

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Season 31: Episode 5

JJ Casuals

Jack Johnson…..Andy Samburg
Maitre’d…..Bill Hader
Husband…..Will Forte
Wife…..Rachel Dratch

Jack Johnson: Hi! I’m mellow pop-folk singer Jack Johnson. I like to keep it super casual. That’s why I always go barefoot. But sometimes there are places you can’t go without shoes.

[ cut to Husband and Wife at restaurant ]

Husband: Table for two, please.

[ Maitre’D looks down and sees barefeet ]

Maitre’D: I’m sorry, sir…we can not serve you without shoes.

[ Husband looks at wife looking suprised ] [ cut back to Jack Johnson ]

Jack Johnson: That’s why I invented a new kind of shoe for the laid back lifestyle. [ he holds up a pair of JJ Casuals ] JJ Casuals.

[ sings ]

“Keep it casual, whatever.
Keep it natural, with shoes that look like feet.
Things get hectic but don’t sweat it
Keep it JJ Casuals.
Mmm mmm, do you like to keep it mellow?
Can you dig it?
Shoes that look like feet.”

[ Husband and Wife go back to restaurant ]

Maitre’D: I’ve told you, we cannot serve you without shoes.

Wife: But he is wearing shoes.

[ Maitre’D looks down ]

Maitre’D: Oh, JJ Casuals. My apologies, sir. Right this way.

Jack Johnson V/O: [ sings ]“JJ Casuals.
Shoes that look like feet.”

Submitted by: Charlie

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