Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 31: Episode 9
Jack Black: [ laughing as he yells at someone offscreen ] Well, don’t hurt yourself![ notices the shows back from commercial ]
Hey! Thanks to Neil Young![ cut Neil Young and his band waving to the audience in Studio 8-H, as fake snow begins to fall on them ] [ cut back to Jack and company on the ice ]
Jack Black: Johnny Knoxville! Tracy Morgan! And my main man, Kyle Gass! [ Kyle skates into frame to blaance himself next to Jack ] My parents, all four of you guys – I love you. Happy Haukkah! [ almost as an afterthought ] And a Merry Christmas.