Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 31: Episode 18
Man: Cell phones, Blackberries, MP3 players – it’s too much stuff.
Woman: I know. But I could never give them up.
Man: You don’t have to. Not with the new Tech Pack. [ he opens his jacket to reveal a strap around his waist which holsters all his portable electronic devices – not unlike a bomb strap ] It’s all right here. I’ve got my Blacberry, my MP3 player, both my cell phones, and a digital camera. With plenty of pouches left over for any other electronic equipment I might want to add.
Woman: Boy, that really would make my life a lot easier!
Man: And, get this – you can control the whole pack with one easy-to-use remote control wire. [ holds up a cord-like wire, with his thumb positioned firmy over the single red button on the end ]
Woman: One wire! That really makes sense! I’m gonna get myself a Tech Pack – right after we catch this plane.
Man: Hold on, I got it.
Man: Hold the plane! hold the plane![ he jumps over someone’s luggage, as the scene freezes ]
Announcer: Tech Pack. You’ll be blown away.[ Music Out: “The Letter”, by The Box Tops ] [ fade ]