SNL Transcripts: Kevin Spacey: 05/20/06: An SNL Digital Short



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 31: Episode 18


05s: Kevin Spacey / Nelly Furtado

An SNL Digital Short

…..Andy Samberg

(Title Screen reads “Andy Walking”)

Singers: Andy Walking!

Andy Samberg: Hi America, Andy Samberg here on the streets of New York City. Everyone knows that people in television are way smarter than regular people out on the street. So I thought it’d be fun to go around and ask people simple questions,and see how dumb they look when they try to answer them. Come on!

Andy Samberg: Who was the first president of the United States?

Man: George Washington.

(Andy laughs and shakes his head.)

Andy Samberg: Who is the current vice president of the United States?

Man: Dick Cheney.

Andy Samberg: (chuckling) This is gonna be worse than I thought.

Andy Samberg: Who was the first person to walk on the moon?

Man: Uh, Neil Armstrong.

Andy Samberg: Wrong.

Andy: What fast-food chain is Ronald McDonald associated with?

Man: McDonalds.

Andy: Are you McSure? Cause I’ve never heard of that.

Andy Samberg: OK, here’s my impression of you. (mockingly) “Duh duh duh duh I’m a girl, I’m walking around on the street.” That’s you!

Andy Samberg: (pointing at random pedestrians) Idiot. Fartbrain. No class.

Andy Samberg: (mocking a man walking by) Oh hey, look at me, I’m a big stupid dummy, walking to work with my stupid bag. (The man looks at him)

Andy Samberg: (to cameraman) Is he looking at us? Is he looking? Let’s go.

Andy Samberg: How many states are there in the U.S.?

Man: 50.

Andy Samberg: Are you McSure? (laughing) From before.

Andy Samberg: What does CIA stand for?

Man: Central Intelligence Agency.

(Andy gives a puzzled look to the camera and chuckles)

Andy Samberg: Look at all these people. None of them know anything.

Andy Samberg: How many states are there in the U.S.?

Man: 50.

: Correct. (He then shakes his head to the camera, showing he was being sarcastic.)

Andy Samberg: Okay, complete this phrase: The Declaration of Indepen-

3 Women: Dence.

Andy Samberg: Yeah you are!

(Cut to several clips of Andy hysterically laughing next to random passerby)

(Title screen appears again)

Singers: Andy Walking!

Submitted by: Metsguy234

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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