Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 31: Episode 18
05s: Kevin Spacey / Nelly Furtado
An SNL Digital Short
…..Andy Samberg
(Title Screen reads “Andy Walking”)
Singers: Andy Walking!
Andy Samberg: Hi America, Andy Samberg here on the streets of New York City. Everyone knows that people in television are way smarter than regular people out on the street. So I thought it’d be fun to go around and ask people simple questions,and see how dumb they look when they try to answer them. Come on!
Andy Samberg: Who was the first president of the United States?
Man: George Washington.
(Andy laughs and shakes his head.)
Andy Samberg: Who is the current vice president of the United States?
Man: Dick Cheney.
Andy Samberg: (chuckling) This is gonna be worse than I thought.
Andy Samberg: Who was the first person to walk on the moon?
Man: Uh, Neil Armstrong.
Andy Samberg: Wrong.
Andy: What fast-food chain is Ronald McDonald associated with?
Man: McDonalds.
Andy: Are you McSure? Cause I’ve never heard of that.
Andy Samberg: OK, here’s my impression of you. (mockingly) “Duh duh duh duh I’m a girl, I’m walking around on the street.” That’s you!
Andy Samberg: (pointing at random pedestrians) Idiot. Fartbrain. No class.
Andy Samberg: (mocking a man walking by) Oh hey, look at me, I’m a big stupid dummy, walking to work with my stupid bag. (The man looks at him)
Andy Samberg: (to cameraman) Is he looking at us? Is he looking? Let’s go.
Andy Samberg: How many states are there in the U.S.?
Man: 50.
Andy Samberg: Are you McSure? (laughing) From before.
Andy Samberg: What does CIA stand for?
Man: Central Intelligence Agency.
(Andy gives a puzzled look to the camera and chuckles)
Andy Samberg: Look at all these people. None of them know anything.
Andy Samberg: How many states are there in the U.S.?
Man: 50.
: Correct. (He then shakes his head to the camera, showing he was being sarcastic.)
Andy Samberg: Okay, complete this phrase: The Declaration of Indepen-
3 Women: Dence.
Andy Samberg: Yeah you are!
(Cut to several clips of Andy hysterically laughing next to random passerby)
(Title screen appears again)
Singers: Andy Walking!
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