SNL Transcripts: Dane Cook: 09/30/06: Farrah Fawcett for Ocean Save


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 32: Episode 1

06a: Dane Cook / The Killers

Farrah Fawcett for Ocean Save

Farrah Fawcett….Amy Poehler

Farrah Fawcett: Hello I’m TVs Farrah Fawcett. Bleep,bleep, bloop, bloop, bloop (laughs) Oops, I got thegiggles. Anyway, the ocean is important to us and theocean should not go away. The ocean should stayforever. And you can help make that happen if you joinus here at Ocean Save 70 Bloop Street, Giggles,California, XXXXXX. If the ocean dies we can’t callBosley to help or Charlie or The Six Million DollarMan or Kool and the Gang or Kenneth who works at thesalon. Even if I put on another red bathing suit andmy boobers were like bing, bong, bing, it stillwouldn’t do a damn thing to those who… (Boob slidesdown her dress) Hey, where is my boob going? Hey, comeback here, boob.

(Camera moves across showing the audience, Farrah gets up and tries to keep herself on camera)

Oh, ok, hey, hi, hi everyone! Where are yougoing camera? Camera? Look at me. Hi, what’s overhere? (Camera focus on stage set of a bar for the nextsketch) It’s a new world. This is like a differentplace. Where am I? Wow. I’m gonna do this scene now.

(Farrah places herself on a table with Kristin Wiigand Maya Rudolph. Screen fades to black for the nextsketch Closing Time.)

Submitted by: Waldo San Miguel

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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