SNL Transcripts: Jaime Pressley: 10/07/06: A Moment with the Out-of-Breath Jogger From 1982

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  Season 32: Episode 2



06b: Jaime Pressley / Corinne Bailey Rae

A Moment with the Out-of-Breath Jogger From 1982

Out-of-Breath Jogger…..Andy Samberg

Don Pardo: And now, a moment with The out-of-breath jogger from 1982!

[FADE to the jogger doing stretches in front of a slide of a wooded highway. He wears a headband, navy blue short-shorts and a T-shirt which reads “Let’s Get Physical.”]

Jogger: [panting] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, man! This recession is the worst, huh? Ohhhh! Whooooooo! Gorbachev really has Reagan against the ropes! Oh, man! [stretches and bends over away from camera] Uhhhhhhh… uhhhhhhh… I’m so tired! I feel like the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals must have felt… right after they won the World Series this year! Uhhhhhh… oh, man! Pet rock! Ohhhhhhhhhh… [panting] Can’t get wait… can’t wait to get… one of those new Atari’s… and play… 1982! [jogging off] WHOOOOOO!!!

[Hold on the park slide for a moment, then FADE OUT.]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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