SNL Transcripts: John C. Reilly: 10/21/06: McMillan Family Moment III
Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 3
McMillan Family Moment III
Mr. McMillan…..John C. Reilly
Mr. McMillan Sr…..Jason Sudeikis
[Heartwarming Steel Magnolias-style music takes us from a split-level house exterior inside to the kitchen. A middle-aged man and his senior citizen father are sitting at a table. A plate of Oreos sits between them.]
Mr. McMillan: Hey, Dad, check this out. Twist it, scrape the cream out, and then put it back together. Remember when we used to do that?
Mr. McMillan Sr.: [disapproving] That’s not how you do it.
Mr. McMillan: Then you tell me, Dad! [music stops] ‘Cause you’ve got all the answers!
Mr. McMillan Sr.: Such a temper!
Mr. McMillan: Yeah? You like it?! ‘Cause you gave it to me!
[Mr. McMillan Sr. groans disapprovingly as he leaves]
Mr. McMillan: And I’m sure everybody at the nursing home loves to hear all about your “ass son”.
[music starts again over a title card]
Mr. McMillan: [yelling off-screen] See you in Hell, Dad!
Narrator: Another McMillan family moment.
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