SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 11/11/06: A Moment with the Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1992

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  Season 32: Episode 5



06e: Alec Baldwin / Christina Aguilera

A Moment with the Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1992

Out-of-Breath Jogger…..Andy Samberg

[FADE IN on title caption.]

Don Pardo: And now, a moment with The Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1992.

[FADE to the jogger in front of a slide of a road in a park. He wears a yellow tank-top jersey, black and red shorts, and an “X” cap on backwards.]

Jogger: [panting] Uhhhh! Ohhhh… Uhhhh! Ohhhh… The Space Shuttle Endeavor is the coolest, huh? HOOOOOOOO!!! Ohhh… uhhh. Did you see “Home Alone 2” yet? He’s “Lost in New York,” it’s nuts! Ohhh… uhhh… Spin Doctors! Ohhh… uhhh… George Bush totally barfed on that Japanese dude! [laughter] The George Bush who’s president NOW… in 1982 [sic]. Oh, I’m so out of breath… ohhhh… uhhh… ohhhhh… Crystal Pepsi!

[CUT back to title caption.]

Don Pardo: This has been a moment with The Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1992.

[FADE OUT.]

Submtited by: Sean

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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