Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 5
A Moment with the Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1992
Out-of-Breath Jogger…..Andy Samberg
Don Pardo: And now, a moment with The Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1992.[FADE to the jogger in front of a slide of a road in a park. He wears a yellow tank-top jersey, black and red shorts, and an “X” cap on backwards.]
Jogger: [panting] Uhhhh! Ohhhh… Uhhhh! Ohhhh… The Space Shuttle Endeavor is the coolest, huh? HOOOOOOOO!!! Ohhh… uhhh. Did you see “Home Alone 2” yet? He’s “Lost in New York,” it’s nuts! Ohhh… uhhh… Spin Doctors! Ohhh… uhhh… George Bush totally barfed on that Japanese dude! [laughter] The George Bush who’s president NOW… in 1982 [sic]. Oh, I’m so out of breath… ohhhh… uhhh… ohhhhh… Crystal Pepsi![CUT back to title caption.]
Don Pardo: This has been a moment with The Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1992.
Submtited by: Sean