SNL Transcripts: Ludacris: 11/18/06: Booty Bidness


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 32: Episode 6

06f: Ludacris

Booty Bidness


[ open on Ludacris dressed in a fancy business suit, standing in front of a sign that reads “Booty Bidness” ]

Ludacris: Hi. This is your man Luda. Some of y’all know me as an MC – some of y’all know me as an actor. But, first and foremost, I’m what they call a “bidness man.” And I been thinkin’ a lot about the state of women’s apparel lately.

[ cut to images of a group of women dancing in a club, all of them wearing shirts with ludicrous messages like “Diva”, “Flirt”, and “Naughty Girl” written across the front ]

Ludacris V/O: I see you ladies out in da club, lookin’ fine, expressin’ yourself with your sexy t-shirts on.

[ cut back to Ludacris ]

Ludacris V/O: But when you in the office, you gotta keep it under wraps. Well, not any more! That’s why I created Booty Bidness Workwear.

[ cut to businesswoman walking through the office, flanked by male co-workers ]

Ludacris V/O: For women who demand attention all day long.

[ she turns corner to reveal that her business suit has “Nympho” written across the front ]

Ludacris V/O: Booty Bidness Workwear is for the woman who knows that being the boss doesn’t mean you gotta stop being fine!

[ show second businesswoman giving a presentation while wearing a t-shirt with “Porn Star” written across the front ]

Ludacris V/O: As a working lady, you know it’s hard to stand out.

[ show third businesswoman rubbing a male co-worker’s shoulder. Her business suit reads “Bi-Curious.” She turns to adjust a female oc-worker’s collar, then makes her exit. ]

Ludacris V/O: So make them sit up and take notice, and get the right kind of attention.

[ cut back to Ludacris ]

Ludacris: You have extra gifts – why not remind people of that?

[ show close-up of women wearing dress shirt with “They’re Real” written across the front ]

Ludacris V/O: Empower yourself!

[ cut to businesswoman sitting on tabletop, revealing “Tasty” printed across the bottom of her skirt ]

Ludacris V/O: Be strong!

[ show two businesswomen on cell phones running into each other in an outdoor crowd; both have messages printed on their business suits ]

Ludacris V/O: Independent!

[ cut back to Ludacris ]

Ludacris: Be naaaasty! Booty Bidness Workwear. For when you want to work.. your bidness! [ stares into the camera ]

Announcer: Available at JCPenney.

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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