Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 6
Ludacris performs Money Maker
…..Amy Poehler
…..Maya Rudolph
…..Kristin Wiig
…..Ludacris
(As the Ludacris bumper fades, we open on Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristin Wiig who are dressed in turkey costumes)
Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Kristin Wiig: Ladies and gentlemen – LUDACRIS!
(We pan over to the stage with Pharrell, Ludacris, and his dancers)
Ludacris: Saturday Night – what up!
“Shake your money maker, like somebody’s about to pay ya
I see you on my radar, don’t you act like you’re a faker – oh!
You know I got it, if you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money, like hey hey hey.
Shake your money maker, like somebody’s about to pay ya
Don’t worry about them haters, keep your nose up in the air.
You know I got it, if you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money, like hey hey hey.
Shake, shake, shake your money maker
Like you are shaking it for some paper
It took your mama nine months to make ya
You might as well shake what your mama gave ya
Now, you – you lookin good in them jeans
I bet you look even better with me in between
I keep my mind on my money, money on my mind
But you is a hell of a distraction when you shake your behind
I got — on my right side, pourin’ some cups
My whole hood is to my left
And they ain’t givin a —
So feel free to get loose, and get carried away
So by tomorrow you forget what you were saying today
But don’t forget about this feeling that I am making you get
And all the calories you burn, from me making you sweat
The mile high points you earn when we taking my jet
And how everywhere you turn I’ll be making you —
Cause you can.
Shake your money maker, like somebody about to pay ya
I see you on my radar, don’t you act like you’re a faker.
You know I got it, if you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money, like hey hey hey.
Shake your money maker, like somebody about to pay ya
Don’t worry about them haters, keep your nose up in the air.
You know I got it, if you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money, like hey hey hey.
Switch, switch, switch it from right to left
And switch it till you running right out of breath
And take a break until you ready again
And you can invite over as many friends as you want to
but I really want you and just
Be thankful that Pharrell gave you something to bump to
Hey, Luda! I’m at the top of my game
You want my hands from your bottom to the top of your frame
And I, just wanna take a little ride on your curves
And get erotic giving your body just what it deserves
And let me give you some swimming lessons on the —
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius
Yep, call me the Renaissance man
Get up, and I stay harder than a cinderblock man, hey
I’m just a bedroom gangster
And I be mean in tell ya that I really must thank ya when ya.
Shake your money maker, like somebody about to pay ya
I see you on my radar, don’t you act like you’re a faker, she…
You know I got it, if you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money, like hey hey hey.
Shake your money maker, like somebody about to pay ya
Don’t worry about them haters, keep your nose up in the air.
You know I got it, if you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money, like hey hey hey.
Rock, rock, rock it and make it work, girl
Please don’t stop it until it hurt, girl
You, you been looking a little tipsy
So if you put just shake it a little this way
I’m a member of the BBC
The original breadwinner of DTP
You the center of attention that’s distracting the squad
Cause everybody in the campus is like, oh my god! She could…
Shake your money maker, like somebody about to pay you
I see you on my radar, don’t you act like you’re a faker, she…
You know I got it, if you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money, like hey hey hey.
Shake your money maker, like somebody about to pay you
Don’t worry about them haters, keep your nose up in the air.
You know I got it, if you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money, like hey hey hey.”
(applause and fade)
Submitted by: Dirk Noel
