Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 8
06h: Annette Bening / Gwen Stefani, Akon
An SNL Movie Trailer Recut
Caption on black screen: From Mel Gibson. AcademyAward Winning Director of Braveheart and The Passion of the Christ.
[Shot of a panther’s eye]Caption on black screen: What would cause one of thegreatest civilizations in history….
[Shots of Mayan sculptures, statues]Caption on black screen: To dissapear?
Jaguar Paw:[Subtitled] The Jews.
[Shots of Mayan indians running like hell through the jungle]Caption subtitles: The jews are coming!! Run for your lives!!
[Mayan chief stands on top of a pyramid, hands up,talks to a large crowd below]Mayan chief: [Subtitled]Hey, you guys! The jews areresponsible for all the wars in the world![shot ofMayan women laughing] What are you laughing at, sugartits? Aw, I didn’t mean it. I’m so wasted right now.
[Quick action montage]Caption: Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto
[Shot of creepy Mayan girl]Mayan Girl: [Whispers. Subtitles] I smell bagels.
[Screen turns black] [Cheers and applause]Submitted by: Waldo San Miguel