Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 8
An SNL Movie Trailer Recut
Caption on black screen: From Mel Gibson. AcademyAward Winning Director of Braveheart and The Passion of the Christ.[Shot of a panther’s eye]
Caption on black screen: What would cause one of thegreatest civilizations in history….[Shots of Mayan sculptures, statues]
Caption on black screen: To dissapear?
Jaguar Paw:[Subtitled] The Jews.[Shots of Mayan indians running like hell through the jungle]
Caption subtitles: The jews are coming!! Run for your lives!![Mayan chief stands on top of a pyramid, hands up,talks to a large crowd below]
Mayan chief: [Subtitled]Hey, you guys! The jews areresponsible for all the wars in the world![shot ofMayan women laughing] What are you laughing at, sugartits? Aw, I didn’t mean it. I’m so wasted right now.
Caption: Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto[Shot of creepy Mayan girl]
Mayan Girl: [Whispers. Subtitles] I smell bagels.[Screen turns black] [Cheers and applause]
Submitted by: Waldo San Miguel