SNL Transcripts: Justin Timberlake: 12/16/06: Justin Timberlake’s Monologue



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06i: Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake’s Monologue

…..Justin Timberlake
Alvin…..Bill Hader
Theodore…..Fred Armisen
Simon…..Andy Samberg

Don Pardo: Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Timberlake!

(cheers and applause)

Justin Timberlake: Thank you! You know, New York is so beautiful this time of year, I myself grew up in Memphis, Tennessee, but no matter where you are, Christmas is about family, good cheer, and of course, Christmas songs. So if you don’t mind, I’d like to sing my favorite…The Christmas Song.

(band prepares to play “The Christmas Song”)

Justin Timberlake: No, no…not that Christmas song…the Christmas song by Alvin and the Chipmunks.

(heavy applause and some laughter as Alvin, Simon and Theodore appear on stage, and the band begins to play)

Justin Timberlake: Thanks guys!

Theodore: No problem!

Simon: Great to be here!

Alvin: (in regular low voice) Whatever, dude.

Justin Timberlake: All right, you chipmunks ready to sing your song?

Simon: Ya, let’s sing it!

Justin Timberlake: Okay, Simon.

Theodore: Ya!

Justin Timberlake: Okay, Theodore.

Simon: Let’s sing.

Justin Timberlake: Okay, Alvin….Alvin?…ALVIN!!!

Alvin: Okay!

All: (singing)
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We’ve been good, but we can’t last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast.

Justin Timberlake: (singing) Want a plane that loops the loop.

Alvin: (singing): Me, I want a hula hoop.

All: (singing)
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.

Justin Timberlake: That was very good, Simon.

Simon: Naturally!

Justin Timberlake: Very good, Theodore!

(Simon laughs)

Uh, Alvin, you were a little flat. Watch it.

(Alvin looks offended)

Alvin?

Alvin: (in regular low voice) Dude…

Justin Timberlake: Alvin…

Alvin: (in regular low voice) Seriously…

Justin Timberlake: ALVIN!!!

Alvin: Okay!

Justin Timberlake: (singing) Want a plane that loops the loop.

Alvin: (singing) I still want a hula hoop.

All: (singing)
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.

Justin Timberlake: We have a great show tonight, it’s the Christmas show! Stick around we’ll be right back

(fade)

Submitted by: Dirk Noel

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