Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 9
Justin Timberlakes Monologue
…..Justin Timberlake
Alvin…..Bill Hader
Theodore…..Fred Armisen
Simon…..Andy Samberg
Don Pardo: Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Timberlake!
(cheers and applause)
Justin Timberlake: Thank you! You know, New York is so beautiful this time of year, I myself grew up in Memphis, Tennessee, but no matter where you are, Christmas is about family, good cheer, and of course, Christmas songs. So if you dont mind, Id like to sing my favorite The Christmas Song.
(band prepares to play “The Christmas Song”)
Justin Timberlake: No, no not that Christmas song the Christmas song by Alvin and the Chipmunks.
(heavy applause and some laughter as Alvin, Simon and Theodore appear on stage, and the band begins to play)
Justin Timberlake: Thanks guys!
Theodore: No problem!
Simon: Great to be here!
Alvin: (in regular low voice) Whatever, dude.
Justin Timberlake: All right, you chipmunks ready to sing your song?
Simon: Ya, lets sing it!
Justin Timberlake: Okay, Simon.
Theodore: Ya!
Justin Timberlake: Okay, Theodore.
Simon: Lets sing.
Justin Timberlake: Okay, Alvin .Alvin?…ALVIN!!!
Alvin: Okay!
All: (singing)
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We’ve been good, but we can’t last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast.
Justin Timberlake: (singing) Want a plane that loops the loop.
Alvin: (singing): Me, I want a hula hoop.
All: (singing)
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.
Justin Timberlake: That was very good, Simon.
Simon: Naturally!
Justin Timberlake: Very good, Theodore!
(Simon laughs)
Uh, Alvin, you were a little flat. Watch it.
(Alvin looks offended)
Alvin?
Alvin: (in regular low voice) Dude
Justin Timberlake: Alvin
Alvin: (in regular low voice) Seriously
Justin Timberlake: ALVIN!!!
Alvin: Okay!
Justin Timberlake: (singing) Want a plane that loops the loop.
Alvin: (singing) I still want a hula hoop.
All: (singing)
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don’t be late.
Justin Timberlake: We have a great show tonight, its the Christmas show! Stick around well be right back
(fade)
Submitted by: Dirk Noel