SNL Transcripts: Julia Louis-Dreyfus: 03/17/07



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  Season 32: Episode 15


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March 17th, 2007

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Snow Patrol

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Chris Rock

Kent Sublette
SNL Special Report: Road to the White HouseSummary: Chris Rock gives his political insight on the candidates vying for the Presidency in 2008, and compares the qualities of Democratic frontrunners Oback Barama and Hillary Clinton.

Note: In dress rehearsal, Chris Rock performed this bit as a commentary on “Weekend Update.”

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Montage

Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ MonologueSummary: Julia Louis-Dreyfus shows off clips which make the point that her life is constantly under scrutiny from the media.

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OprahSummary: Oprah Winfrey (Maya Rudolph) loudly praises the work of Rhonda Byrne’s (Amy Poehler) new book, “The Secret.”

Recurring Characters: Oprah Winfrey.

MonexSummary: Gold enthusiast (Kristen Wiig) praises the power and allure of gold and gold-covered objects.

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Restless Penis SyndromeSummary: When a woman (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is convinced that her husband (Jason Sudeikis) is fooling around behind her back, he justifies his behavior by admitting to suffering from Restless Penis Syndrome amd quickly films a public service announcement for it in their bedroom.

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La Rivista Della Televisione con Vinny VedecciSummary: Fast-talking Italian talk show host Vinny Vedecci (Bill Hader) interviews Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Recurring Characters: Vinny Vedecci.

Snow Patrol performs “You’re All I Have”Bio: Alternative rock band based in Glasgow, Sweden; members are: Gary Lightbody (lead vocals, guitar), Paul Wilson (bass guitar, backing vocals), Jonny Quinn (drums, percussion), Nathan Connolly (guitar, backing vocals), Tom Simpson (keyboards).

Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth MeyersSummary: Judge Larry Seidlin (Fred Armisen) uses his loony sense of logic to discuss the possible resignation of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Amy Poehler drunk-dials Seth Meyers after celebrating a ltitle St. Patrick’s Day cheer.

Recurring Characters: Judge Larry Seidlin.

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Deep House DishSummary: DJ Dynasty Handbag (Kenan Thompson) and co-host T’Shane (Andy Samberg) dish out more of the club music scene.

Recurring Characters: DJ Dynasty Handbag, T’Shane.

CBS CaresSummary: Julia Louis-Dreyfus tangos with obnoxious boom mike operator Jeff (Jason Sudeikis) while filming a CBS-sponsored breast cancer PSA directed by Mike Underballs (Bill Hader).

Recurring Characters: Mike Underballs, Jeff.

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Home-botsSummary: A lottery-winning couple (Jason Sudekis, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) have splurged on a group of robots (Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Kenan Thompson) that are not only slow and inefficient, but also repair one another in exchange for group sex benefits.

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Snow Patrol performs “Chasing Cars”

The Search for the Next Pussycat DollSummary: The CW Network hosts a competition to find the next member of the Pussycat Dolls.

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Dress Rehearsal Cuts

A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President George W. Bush’s remarks on current events delineates into March Madness.

Nike Pick UpsSummary: Sneakers for guys can’t play basketball very well.

American HairlinesSummary: Airline personnel suffer from receding hairlines.

Tax Preparers

An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Andy Samberg raps about his brither-in-law Roy.

Hearing TestSummary: A woman (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) receives an old-fashioned hearing test.

Hockey DateSummary: A hockey fanatic (Will Forte) is frustrated when his blind date (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) knows nothing about his favorite sport.

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