Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 16
06p: Peyton Manning / Carrie Underwood
Air Force One
A BLACK SCREEN. HEAVY DRAMATIC SCORE CUES IN.
The NIKE logo appears.
SUPER: AIR FORCE ONE
FADE IN:
EXT. BASKETBALL COURT – EARLY SPRING – DAY
Six men (ANDY SAMBERG, JASON SUDEIKIS, FRED ARMISEN, BILL HADER, WILL FORTE, and KENAN THOMPSON) stroll side-by-side in matching white-on-white tracksuits.
INT. BASKETBALL COURT
A game is in progress between all the men, now in various PT gear. Bill makes a shot and misses. Bill turns his head to Andy behind him and points at him.
Bill: Foul!
The ball’s in motion again. Will, shirtless, passes the ball to Bill. Bill passes it to Fred.
Fred: Short!
Fred shoots the ball and it bounces against the backboard and hits the rim. No shot.
Fred: Short!
Fred again shoots the ball. Ball fails to go into basket.
Fred: Short!
No one passes the ball to Fred.
EXT. BASKETBALL COURT
SLOW MOTION CLOSE-UPS of Sudeikis & Samberg moving forward on the camera.
INT. BASKETBALL COURT
Kenan makes a shot, but is thwarted by another player.
Kenan: Ow! Foul!
Jason gets the ball, but struggles to maintain it. Both offense and defense are playing sub-standard. Andy trips over Kenan’s back leg.
Andy: Ow! Ow!
EXT. BASKETBALL COURT
All men are side-by-side in their white tracksuits.
FREEZE FRAME
SUPER: AIR FORCE ONE. The way you play, you don’t need these shoes.
Announcer V/0: Air Force One. The way you play, you don’t need these shoes.
END
Submitted by: Cody Downs
