SNL Transcripts: Peyton Manning: 03/24/07: Air Force One

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  Season 32: Episode 16



06p: Peyton Manning / Carrie Underwood

Air Force One

A BLACK SCREEN. HEAVY DRAMATIC SCORE CUES IN.

The NIKE logo appears.

SUPER: AIR FORCE ONE

FADE IN:

EXT. BASKETBALL COURT – EARLY SPRING – DAY

Six men (ANDY SAMBERG, JASON SUDEIKIS, FRED ARMISEN, BILL HADER, WILL FORTE, and KENAN THOMPSON) stroll side-by-side in matching white-on-white tracksuits.

INT. BASKETBALL COURT

A game is in progress between all the men, now in various PT gear. Bill makes a shot and misses. Bill turns his head to Andy behind him and points at him.

Bill: Foul!

The ball’s in motion again. Will, shirtless, passes the ball to Bill. Bill passes it to Fred.

Fred: Short!

Fred shoots the ball and it bounces against the backboard and hits the rim. No shot.

Fred: Short!

Fred again shoots the ball. Ball fails to go into basket.

Fred: Short!

No one passes the ball to Fred.

EXT. BASKETBALL COURT

SLOW MOTION CLOSE-UPS of Sudeikis & Samberg moving forward on the camera.

INT. BASKETBALL COURT

Kenan makes a shot, but is thwarted by another player.

Kenan: Ow! Foul!

Jason gets the ball, but struggles to maintain it. Both offense and defense are playing sub-standard. Andy trips over Kenan’s back leg.

Andy: Ow! Ow!

EXT. BASKETBALL COURT

All men are side-by-side in their white tracksuits.

FREEZE FRAME

SUPER: AIR FORCE ONE. The way you play, you don’t need these shoes.

Announcer V/0: Air Force One. The way you play, you don’t need these shoes.

END

Submitted by: Cody Downs

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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