Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 16
[ open on the image of a meatloaf being sliced and smothered in gravy ]
Peyton Manning V/O: Do you love meatloaf the way I do? Juicy, hot slices piled high and smothered in a rich, brown gravy?
[ cut to Peyton Manning ]
Peyton Manning: I’m Peyton Manning. And, if you like meatloaf as much as me, I’ve got the car for you. [ cut to Manning standing next to a white car ] The new Mercedes-550. A meatloaf lover’s dream. Look inside.
[ show interior of the vehicle ]
Peyton Manning V/O: Rich leather upholstery, wood grain highlights, and a stainless steel meatloaf oven simply to die for.
[ cut to Peyton driving the car along the highway ]
Peyton Manning: This is your car. Only the very best and tastiest meatloafs, cooked right here while you drive. Succulent — [ holds up a fork and takes a bite of the meatloaf ] juicy, done right. Homemade meatloaf straight from the oven and into your mouth.
[ cut to Peyton walking around to the trunk ]
Peyton Manning: Not enough? Check out what our engineer did to the trunk —
[ cut to close-up of the trunk as the lid is raised to reveal frozen meatloafs, plates, condiments and more ]
Peyton Manning V/O: — or, should I say, the butler’s pantry? Gravy holders.. ketchup.. frozen loafs —
[ cut to Peyton standing along the side of the car ]
Peyton Manning: And here’s the best part — you ride around in the 550 without your pants on!
[ camera zooms out to reveal that Peyton is pantsless ]
[ cut to Peyton entering the driver’s seat pantsless ]
Peyton Manning: That’s right — no pants!
[ show overhead shot of toilets inside the driver’s and front passenger’s seats ]
Peyton Manning V/O: Each seat is a toilet.
[ cut back to Peyton sitting pantsless in the driver’s seat ]
Peyton Manning: Do we know our meatloaf lover’s or what?
[ cut to product symbol, with SUPER: “Meatloaf Lovers Dream” ]
Announcer: The Mercedes-550. A meatloaf lovers dream.
[ fade ]