SNL Transcripts: Peyton Manning: 03/24/07: Meatloaf Lovers


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 32: Episode 16

06p: Peyton Manning / Carrie Underwood

Meatloaf Lovers

…..Peyton Manning

[ open on the image of a meatloaf being sliced and smothered in gravy ]

Peyton Manning V/O: Do you love meatloaf the way I do? Juicy, hot slices piled high and smothered in a rich, brown gravy?

[ cut to Peyton Manning ]

Peyton Manning: I’m Peyton Manning. And, if you like meatloaf as much as me, I’ve got the car for you. [ cut to Manning standing next to a white car ] The new Mercedes-550. A meatloaf lover’s dream. Look inside.

[ show interior of the vehicle ]

Peyton Manning V/O: Rich leather upholstery, wood grain highlights, and a stainless steel meatloaf oven simply to die for.

[ cut to Peyton driving the car along the highway ]

Peyton Manning: This is your car. Only the very best and tastiest meatloafs, cooked right here while you drive. Succulent — [ holds up a fork and takes a bite of the meatloaf ] juicy, done right. Homemade meatloaf straight from the oven and into your mouth.

[ cut to Peyton walking around to the trunk ]

Peyton Manning: Not enough? Check out what our engineer did to the trunk —

[ cut to close-up of the trunk as the lid is raised to reveal frozen meatloafs, plates, condiments and more ]

Peyton Manning V/O: — or, should I say, the butler’s pantry? Gravy holders.. ketchup.. frozen loafs —

[ cut to Peyton standing along the side of the car ]

Peyton Manning: And here’s the best part — you ride around in the 550 without your pants on!

[ camera zooms out to reveal that Peyton is pantsless ] [ cut to Peyton entering the driver’s seat pantsless ]

Peyton Manning: That’s right — no pants!

[ show overhead shot of toilets inside the driver’s and front passenger’s seats ]

Peyton Manning V/O: Each seat is a toilet.

[ cut back to Peyton sitting pantsless in the driver’s seat ]

Peyton Manning: Do we know our meatloaf lover’s or what?

[ cut to product symbol, with SUPER: “Meatloaf Lovers Dream” ]

Announcer: The Mercedes-550. A meatloaf lovers dream.

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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