Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 32: Episode 19
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
May 12th, 2007
Molly Shannon
Linkin Park
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Lorne Michaels
American IdolSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) auditions on “American Idol.”
Recurring Characters: Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Mary Katherine Gallagher.
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Montage
Molly Shannon’s MonologueSummary: Molly Shannon flashes back to the 1990’s, when she had a schoolgirl crush on Lorne Michaels.
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UrigroSummary: A man (Jason Sudeikis) discusses the renwed vigor of his urine stream.
Note: Repeat from 01/20/07.
PenelopeSummary: Newcomer Penelope (Kristen Wiig) one-ups fellow apartment dwellers at their tenant meeting.
Recurring Characters: Penelope.
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Decision ’08: The Fringe Candidates DebateSummary: Don Rather (Darrell Hammond) moderates a debate between of unlikely Democratic candidate-hopefuls.
Recurring Characters: Dan Rather, Tony Blair, Dennis Kucinich.
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The SopranosSummary: Sally O’Malley (Molly Shannon) auditions to be a stripper at the Bada Bing! club.
Recurring Characters: Sally O’Malley.
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Linkin Park performs “What I’ve Done”Bio: Alternative rock/metal band from California; members: Chester Bennington, Rob Bourdon, Brad Delson, David “Phoenix” Farrell, Joe Hahn, Mike Shinoda.
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth MeyersSummary: Female comic Jeannie Darcy (Molly Shannon) performs as part of Weekend Update’s Comedy Cul-de-Sac. Blind cooking champion Pep Walters (Fred Armisen) attempts to give a barbecue demonstration. Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers debate the usage of the word “panties” in their What’s in a Word? segment.
Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy, Pep Walters.
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KaitlinSummary: Kaitlin (Amy Poehler) and her mother (Molly Shannon) visit a nursing home.
Recurring Characters: Kaitlin.
Macgruber ISummary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and prepares a Bloody Mary instead.
Recurring Characters: Macgruber, Casey.
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TV FunhouseSummary: Rob Smigel’s “Tales from the Greatest Generation” showcase the rough life of Big-Boobed Einstein.
The Oak RoomSummary: Charli Coffee (Maya Rudolph) and her friend Toni Carlisle (Molly Shannon) perform at the Oak Room.
Recurring Characters: Charli Coffee.
Macgruber IISummary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and plays an acoustic version of his theme song instead.
Recurring Characters: Macgruber, Casey.
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Linkin Park performs “Bleed It Out”
Trump SteaksSummary: Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond) hawks the world’s greatest steaks.
Recurring Characters: Donald Trump, Melonia Trump.
Macgruber IIISummary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and rambles incoherently instead.
Recurring Characters: Macgruber.
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GoodnightsTranscript
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts
Pull My FingerSummary: A man’s (Will Forte) “pull my finger” gag goes horribly awry when his friend (Andy Samberg) accidentally pulls that finger out of joint.
The BachelorSummary: The Bachelor (Jason Sudeikis) pays the price when he turns down a witch (Molly Shannon).
Sexual PleasuresSummary: Molly Shannon and Fred Armisen can’t get Kristen Wiig to open up.
PowerpointSummary: A Powerpoint presentation is a hit until the ocmputer freezes on the song “I Like to Move.”
