SNL Transcripts: Molly Shannon: 05/12/07


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 32: Episode 19

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


May 12th, 2007

Molly Shannon

Linkin Park


Lorne Michaels

American IdolSummary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) auditions on “American Idol.”

Recurring Characters: Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Mary Katherine Gallagher.



Molly Shannon’s MonologueSummary: Molly Shannon flashes back to the 1990’s, when she had a schoolgirl crush on Lorne Michaels.


UrigroSummary: A man (Jason Sudeikis) discusses the renwed vigor of his urine stream.

Note: Repeat from 01/20/07.

PenelopeSummary: Newcomer Penelope (Kristen Wiig) one-ups fellow apartment dwellers at their tenant meeting.

Recurring Characters: Penelope.


Decision ’08: The Fringe Candidates DebateSummary: Don Rather (Darrell Hammond) moderates a debate between of unlikely Democratic candidate-hopefuls.

Recurring Characters: Dan Rather, Tony Blair, Dennis Kucinich.


The SopranosSummary: Sally O’Malley (Molly Shannon) auditions to be a stripper at the Bada Bing! club.

Recurring Characters: Sally O’Malley.


Linkin Park performs “What I’ve Done”Bio: Alternative rock/metal band from California; members: Chester Bennington, Rob Bourdon, Brad Delson, David “Phoenix” Farrell, Joe Hahn, Mike Shinoda.

Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth MeyersSummary: Female comic Jeannie Darcy (Molly Shannon) performs as part of Weekend Update’s Comedy Cul-de-Sac. Blind cooking champion Pep Walters (Fred Armisen) attempts to give a barbecue demonstration. Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers debate the usage of the word “panties” in their What’s in a Word? segment.

Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy, Pep Walters.


KaitlinSummary: Kaitlin (Amy Poehler) and her mother (Molly Shannon) visit a nursing home.

Recurring Characters: Kaitlin.

Macgruber ISummary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and prepares a Bloody Mary instead.

Recurring Characters: Macgruber, Casey.


TV FunhouseSummary: Rob Smigel’s “Tales from the Greatest Generation” showcase the rough life of Big-Boobed Einstein.

The Oak RoomSummary: Charli Coffee (Maya Rudolph) and her friend Toni Carlisle (Molly Shannon) perform at the Oak Room.

Recurring Characters: Charli Coffee.

Macgruber IISummary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and plays an acoustic version of his theme song instead.

Recurring Characters: Macgruber, Casey.


Linkin Park performs “Bleed It Out”

Trump SteaksSummary: Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond) hawks the world’s greatest steaks.

Recurring Characters: Donald Trump, Melonia Trump.

Macgruber IIISummary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and rambles incoherently instead.

Recurring Characters: Macgruber.




Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Pull My FingerSummary: A man’s (Will Forte) “pull my finger” gag goes horribly awry when his friend (Andy Samberg) accidentally pulls that finger out of joint.

The BachelorSummary: The Bachelor (Jason Sudeikis) pays the price when he turns down a witch (Molly Shannon).

Sexual PleasuresSummary: Molly Shannon and Fred Armisen can’t get Kristen Wiig to open up.

PowerpointSummary: A Powerpoint presentation is a hit until the ocmputer freezes on the song “I Like to Move.”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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