SNL Transcripts: Amy Adams: 03/08/08: Fierce: The Hot Mess Makeover Show



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  Season 33: Episode 7




07g: Amy Adams / Vampire Weekend

Fierce: The Hot Mess Makeover Show

Christian Siriano…..Amy Poehler
Stephanie…..Casey Wilson
Tim Gunn…..Bill Hader
Heidi Klum…..Amy Adams

Announcer: Watch what happens when Bravo! brings you the newest makeover show.

Christian: Fierce!

[Christian sighs as he enters the apartment]

Christian: This place, it is like a hot tranny mess up in here!

Stephanie: Oh, well, I tried to clean up.

Announcer: Season 4 Project Runway winner Christian Siriano shows fashion victims the light on Fierce: The Hot Mess Makeover Show.

Christian: This jean jacket is a hot mess, but these stirrup pants are fierce. This turtleneck is tranny fierceness. Tranny!

Stephanie: I don’t…know what that means.

Christian: Fierce, tranny, you better work.

Stephanie: I’m sorry, I…do I look like a transvestite?

Announcer: Watch as the young fashion fiend flat-irons his hair and tells it like it is in his own private language.

Christian: [Going through contestant’s closet] Tranny, tranny, fierce, fierce, fierce, tranny, hot mess, cute, cute tranny, cute tranny, hot mess, tranny tranny…no, fierce, no, hot mess… [phone rings] Hold on, tranny. Hello? Hey tranny! It’s tranny. You’re a hot mess! Well you’re a tranny. Well you’re a hot tranny. Well you’re a hot mess. Well you are too! Bye!

Stephanie! I need to tell you something. You are a tranny who looks like a hot mess, and not in a good way. You’re a tickety tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from Transylvania who is not apologizing for it.

Stephanie: Is that good? Or…I’m sorry, I don’t understand a word you’re saying.

Announcer: Look who else stops by! Wise Bravo! elder…

Tim Gunn: That’s a lot of look.

Announcer: …Tim Gunn!

Tim Gunn: This worries me. Don’t bore Nina! Make it work.

Christian: No, YOU make it work, silver tranny ferocia!

Tim Gunn: We’re gonna have to go through your underwear drawer.

Stephanie: I thought you were gonna redo my bedroom.

Christian: Hey look! Look at these tranny panties. [Tim holds his nose] Hot mess.

Announcer: Enjoy everyone’s catchphrases! And check out this fierceness.

Heidi Klum: You’re either in or you’re out.

Announcer: Heidi Klum!

Heidi Klum: I’m sorry, Stephanie, you’re out! Auf Wiedersehen! [Heidi kisses Stephanie on both cheeks]

Stephanie: But I live here.

Heidi Klum: I’m so sorry, you’re out.

Stephanie: But can I come back?

Heidi Klum: No, you cannot come in or out. You’re out, you have to stay out!

Stephanie: I don’t get this show!

Heidi Klum: Oh, obviously.

Christian: Bye, have fun, tranny!

Tim Gunn: Make it work. That worried me.

Heidi Klum: Out!

Announcer: Fierce: The Hot Mess Makeover Show. Like Project Runway, with some of the same people, half the budget and twice the catchphrases. Scratch that–THREE times the catchphrases!

Christian: Fierce!

Submitted by: Joe Murray

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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