SNL Transcripts: Ashton Kutcher: 04/12/08: Death By Chocolate


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 33: Episode 10

07j: Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley

Death By Chocolate

Chocolate Bar…..Ashton Kutcher

[ open on exterior, alley, as Homeless Bum digs in a dumpster ] [ in the background, a Chocolate Bar saunters past the alley, then stops when he spies the homeless bum in the foreground and begins to casually strut toward him ] [ the Chocolate Bar moves closer and peers over the homeless bum’s shoulder unnoticed ] [ the Chocolate Bar turns around, smiles, then raises a knife ] [ the Chocolate Bar suddenly stabs the homeless bum in the back several times, until he fells him to the grass ] [ the Chocolate Bar quickly throws the knife into the distance, then turns around and runs off ]

Jingle: “La la la, la-la-la-la, la la! Death By Chocolate!”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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