Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 33: Episode 10
07j: Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley
Death By Chocolate
Chocolate Bar…..Ashton Kutcher
[ open on exterior, alley, as Homeless Bum digs in a dumpster ]
[ in the background, a Chocolate Bar saunters past the alley, then stops when he spies the homeless bum in the foreground and begins to casually strut toward him ]
[ the Chocolate Bar moves closer and peers over the homeless bum’s shoulder unnoticed ]
[ the Chocolate Bar turns around, smiles, then raises a knife ]
[ the Chocolate Bar suddenly stabs the homeless bum in the back several times, until he fells him to the grass ]
[ the Chocolate Bar quickly throws the knife into the distance, then turns around and runs off ]
Jingle: “La la la, la-la-la-la, la la! Death By Chocolate!”
[ fade ]
