SNL Transcripts: Ashton Kutcher: 04/12/08: Death By Chocolate


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 33: Episode 10

07j: Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley

Death By Chocolate

Chocolate Bar…..Ashton Kutcher

[ open on exterior, alley, as Homeless Bum digs in a dumpster ] [ in the background, a Chocolate Bar saunters past the alley, then stops when he spies the homeless bum in the foreground and begins to casually strut toward him ] [ the Chocolate Bar moves closer and peers over the homeless bum’s shoulder unnoticed ] [ the Chocolate Bar turns around, smiles, then raises a knife ] [ the Chocolate Bar suddenly stabs the homeless bum in the back several times, until he fells him to the grass ] [ the Chocolate Bar quickly throws the knife into the distance, then turns around and runs off ]

Jingle: “La la la, la-la-la-la, la la! Death By Chocolate!”

[ fade ]

SNL Transcripts

How useful was this post?

Click on a star to rate it!

Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0

No votes so far! Be the first to rate this post.

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

Notify of
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x