SNL Transcripts: Ashton Kutcher: 04/12/08: Death By Chocolate II

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  Season 33: Episode 10

07j: Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley

Death By Chocolate II

Chocolate Bar…..Ashton Kutcher
Doctor…..Jason Sudeikis

[ open on interior, hospital room, old lady lying in a coma ] [ the Chocoate Bar appears in the door frame, and peeks in with a sadistic grin ] [ the Chocolate Bar stands over the old lady’s body and smiles ]

Doctor’s Voice: Hey!

[ the Chocolate Bar looks up, as the Doctor appears in the door frame ]

Doctor: What are you doing? —

[ a bullet fires into the Doctor’s heart. He gurgles as he falls to the floor ] [ reveal the Chocolate Bar pointing a gun ] [ the Chocolate Bar lowers the gun and plants it in the hand of the old lady in a coma ] [ as the Chocolate Bar turns to leave, he is suddenly inspired to wreak further mischief, and frantically rips the tubes apart from the old lady before running out of the hospital room ]

Jingle: “La la la, la-la-la-la, la la! Death By Chocolate!”

[ fade ]

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